Colfax pants

Pants that are either very, very short, or have many rips and tears in them to show a lot of thigh. Worn with the intent of looking slutty/easy.

Dude, the blonde looks super easy, look at those Colfax pants!

by Whatsisname6 August 3, 2009

People pants

Pants worn in front of other people, specifically people with whom friendships are not yet well established.

Good example: jeans, trousers, corduroys
Bad example: pyjama bottoms, tighty whities

"Company's coming. Better put on my people pants."

by li_ll March 23, 2010

Pants Jazz

Pants jazz is when you rip fart after fart in your pants.....which creates a music tone....

Got a little pants jazz for ya...hope it don't stink...

by Nycman June 13, 2014

mostly-pants

A type of leg-ware, similar to Capri pants, but worn by males. They are longer than shorts, but shorter than regular pants, usually falling about 3/4 the length of the leg.

I see Justin is once again wearing his mostly-pants.

by skitch75 April 29, 2011

Milk The Pants

To arouse a clothed female to the point of milky secretion.

That is totally cool man, take her out and then milk the pants.

by The Dairy Farmer December 2, 2010

sportscraft pants

Pants worn by middle aged portly chaps in Eastwood

You look great in your sportscraft pants there!

by JALDLSP May 1, 2018

pants bologna

male genetalia, (penis)

The party was going fine until eddie whipped out his pants bologna and sent the women running.

by hamburgerhat December 21, 2006