Canadian win

noun

1. a victory that is actually a defeat masquerading as a win.

2. a defeat ignored due to ideological obfuscation.

See also Pyrrhic victory, Cadmean victory.
Justin Trudeau coined the term Canadian win when he said, "If you kill your enemies they win."

"America achieved a Canadian Win in Vietnam during the Fall of Saigon."

Jon Canadian win-ed when his girlfriend gave birth to her bull's son.
by Row-hit April 26, 2016
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fortnite wins

Fortnite wins, when you get a win on fortnite a fun battle Royale game. Usually annoying 12 year olds say how many fortnite wins they have but really don’t have that many
Hey Rick! I have 69 fortnite wins
by Fortnite Daddy March 18, 2018
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bi-winning

Not to be confused with bipolar, bi-winning is a psychiatric condition characterised by winning. Symptoms include: winning here, winning there, and the ability to bang seven gram rocks and finish them.

People with bi-winning have one speed and one gear, namely "GO!". It is believed that they have a different a different heart, a different brain, and the blood of a tiger. It is also hypothesised that their brains fire in a way which is not from this particular terrestrial realm.
"I'm bi-winning; I win here and I win there." Charlie Sheen
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bi-winning

The opposite of bi-polar. As defined by Charlie Sheen.

Likely to happen when you bang seven gram rocks, or take the drug Charlie Sheen which is known to melt your face off. Similar things may happen if you have tiger blood or Adonis DNA.
He wins here and he wins there... he's bi-winning
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winning by association

One who doesn't win "X", indirectly wins "X" simply by association to your winning of "X".
Husband: "I just won 1000 dollars!"
Wife: "Sweet! A round of drinks for the bar on me!"
*Wife and bar are winning by association. 'Nuff said.*
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win boner

Having a powerful erection upon succeeding in something one passionately wants to.
After I beat my roomate in a thrilling triple overtime game of madden, I experienced quite a throbbing and persistent win boner.
by #winn November 03, 2011
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I'd win

It's the phrase used when you're about to get bisected in half, normally through the waist like AMOGUS
Person 1: Nah, I'd win
Person 2: *Summons the writer and kills person 1 with plot*
Person 1: *Dies*

Person 3: It's Gojover
Person 4: Nowaying
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