Full-Body Tent Fuck

When you're in a very small tent made for one or two people, on all four just Givin 'er to some lass
The smallness of the tent conformed to your body has the whole tent moving with every thrust

"Yeah I woke up this mornin' and saw the tent neighbor over there going at a Full-Body Tent Fuck around 7 o'clock"

by C97 June 19, 2018

pitched tent cop

a dick hard cop, that gets off one harrassing/arresting ppl

str8edge: " i got pulled over on for doing 28 in a 25. i was on a bike. he said that a bike must follow the same rules as a car...wudda pitched tent cop!!"

by KEGmurder December 11, 2010

your mum still live in a tent

Used in lil pumps Gucci gang to show that someones mum still live in a tent.

Your mum still live in a tent

by Lil seagull December 6, 2017

back-yard pup-tent sleep-over

A back-yard pup-tent sleep-over is when a guy invites a good boy friend over to party and spend the night sucking, fucking, and playing with each other's teen boners until they fall asleep -- then they wake up, take care of each other's morning wood, and then go inside and have eggs and waffles, fruit, and milk that your Mom made.

I had a lot of back-yard pup-tent sleep-overs when I was a younger teenager!

by USAF Cadet February 11, 2021

golden tent

A tent that holds the most divine prestigious phallus known the the gods of Olympus.

Wow Gary has a golden tent! Beautiful.

by Lord of Dicktionary January 25, 2018

stink tent

same as a dutch oven. after farting in bed, firmly cover your partners head in the blanket as to not let fumes escape.

when she leaned over to set the alarm and gave her a stink tent.

by adaminroseville June 12, 2007

Lick the Tent

1) On a camping trip when two friends get it on in a tent, the remaining party draw straws. The camp-goer with the shortest straw must lick the tent where their friends are enjoying themselves. While this occurs the remaining party chant ‘lick the tent’ to encourage their friend and motivate them through the perils of dry tongue. If the tent licker ‘does a great job’ they are showered with offerings of copper and bathed in fresh lavender by the most beautiful of the group. However, if they fail at licking the tent adequately, they must beg for forgiveness from the tent couple and bring them gifts of fresh mint and macaroni paintings.

2) When you wake up with morning wood under a blanket and your lover ‘licks the tent’.

“Darling, wake up my dear, you must see this… now… (whispers softly) lick the tent, gently now…”

by KMAG YOYO July 28, 2022