Wirch hunt

A Wirch hunt is an obsession a current US president has against investigation of his various crimes.

The investigations are performed by FBI and CIA, who are the enemies of the US according to the president, just like the Fed, NATO, Mexico, EU, Sweden, LGBTQ people, people with brown skin, Muslims and many more.

For the good of the Country, this Wirch Hunt should end now!
- Donald Trump, partly illiterate President of the United States, in a tweet October 9 2019.

by JanOtto October 9, 2019

Simulated Hunt

When you hunt something down without hurting it; akin to raising a child.

Guy 1: “Hey how’s your mother doing?”

Guy 2: “Fine, now that I’ve performed a simulated hunt on that beast.”

by grammarpolice_# April 12, 2022

Witch Hunt

An activity usually undertaken after parades, parties, carnival nights and gigs involving a small group of friends going around looking for sex-crazed teenagers in the bushes surrounding the said area.

Especially effective in small country towns where you can make a game of finding and humiliating the town slut.

-"WITCH HUNT!!!"
-"Lets go see if we can find that slut M*****S**** and embarras her!"

<masculine 'w00p w00p's>

by Anonymous11/124 December 21, 2007

Konner Hunt

is a 13 year old sporty cunt. Although being held back a year. He is a guy to go for. If you want a guy that has no jelly this is the one for you. He also has a nice hairline.

Yo that guy is a Konner Hunt

Have you seen that Konner Hunt he’s so gay

by fat once November 5, 2019

Minger hunt

A minger hunt is a lads day out where we go into town and spot the biggest spastics and mongs. These can be people such as Mia Brent and FCOT (fat cunt on a trumpet).

Check out that minger. That was a good minger hunt spotting

by Bucko’s no.1 fan April 23, 2020

The Great Cat Hunt

The annual festival in which 10 cats are released around Britain on the 4th November. These cats are then hunted down and placed upon the triumphant hunters bonfires, these hunters are then knighted and will each choose 1 of the 10 cats for the next years Great Cat Hunt.

Hunter: I'm gonna get me some pussy

Hunters Wife: If this wasn't The Great Cat Hunt you'd be in big trouble mister

by Dave of The North November 21, 2006

Turd Hunt

A journey/Search for knowledge or wisdom

I went on a turd hunt to find the lost city of atlantis.

I couldnt find my shoes so I went on a turd hunt.

I lost my homework and had to go on a turd hunt to find it.

I went on a turd hunt to find the holy grail.

by Jessica Rabbit? uncle mikey January 28, 2009