houdini

An absentee in the group chat. Never there. Zero participation points. They’ll make you worry for their safety every time they ghost the chat. Whoosh. Their silence resounds. You’re left to question; were they ever there in the first place?
“They’re never here anyway. Gods they’re such a houdini”
by missinginaction66 October 10, 2021
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Houdini

As you reach climax in the "doggie style" position, you pull out and strategically your best mate, keeping the same rhythm, continues to pound away. She is none the wiser until she looks out the kitchen window and sees you pointing and laughing at her. This is the most appropriate moment for the bestie to blow.
Derek and Lloyd pulled another sneaky Houdini on Gloria last night. She loves it.
by 7278 January 18, 2016
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having sex with a drunk girl against a window you make a quick switch with a friend then go outside and wave at her.
Last night me and Joe pulled a houdini on this girl. You should have seen her face.
by jewbean April 19, 2015
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verb
to seemingly disappear from someone or to bamboozle someone through clever movement
"Bro, where did he go? He freaking houdinied!"
by geok May 04, 2023
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When a man decides his ugly virgin friend needs some love too, he brings a woman to his apartment and blindfolds her during intercourse. At that point during foreplay you wave your buddy to the room and slowly switch places. Stay close and remember to let her hear your voice near her so she doesn't expect anything fishy..and he then too gets involved in intercourse. After he decides he's done you come back and take over, all without an unsuspecting lady even having any idea of what just happened. Thus you have the Houdini.
Dude we totally got that virgin kid laid last night at that party. We did a houdini on that broad that was grinding on me.
by Itsjustadudethang March 23, 2015
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I fucking love Houdini from eminem
by musber June 02, 2024
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its where ur fuckin a girl i the ass, and right before you nut, u pull it out and tap her on the shoulder.She turns around and you squirt her right in the face.
Me and wendy were fuckin last night and i so gave her a houdini
by Justin and Jacob May 25, 2005
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