horny

When one really NEEDS sex, or at least masturbation, probably what you are now.
Both males and females feel equally horny, contrary to popular belief. Enjoy the story below!

They went to the abandoned train tracks, far from civilization. Suddenly, he felt a rush of emotion (or horniness?) and pulled her to the ground kissing her. She realized where this was going, and kissed back, more horny than him. She felt his body and abs, flipped him under and ripped off his shirt. While kissing him, she brought him to the tracks n tied him w/ his shirt. Then, she stepped back and slowly stripped. As she went, his boner increased in size to 9 in, almost to where his pants would rip. So she tore off his pants and gave him incredible blowjobs, allowing him to cum in her mouth, deepthroat. He was so turned on he ripped the shirt and got to her. He trailed his tongue down her body, boobs, neck, earlobes. He ran his tongue up her leg, n ate her out w/ extra pressure on her clit. Her pussy dripped tons, n he licked it all up. She starting hyperventilating and moaning. She could feel pressure building, arched her back and orgasmed for a full min. He took it all in: beauty, cum, and then did it again. In the midst of the 2nd time he ate her out, her pussy was throbbed and she screamed, “FUCK ME! I CAN’T TAKE IT ANY LONGER!” He obliged, but to make her want him more (possible?) went in a few inches and pulled back. Again. again. But she grabbed him, grinded their hips together, and had him circling in her all the way to the base of his cock. they both exploded into eachother and fell asleep the soft grass and the pools of cum kissing w/ his cock in her pussy.

by phagocyte 95 August 29, 2010

horny

when a guy or girl craves sex or sexual plessure. girls will massage their clitoris until they are wet, once they are wet the slip their fingers into their pussy and move them up and down, massaging the walls of their pussy, causing them to moan. really horny girls will lick the cum off of their fingers of spread it across their body, particularly their tits so they get hard. guys will stroke their dick starting from the head of the dick and down the shaft. they will begin to go faster and faster and faster sending them into orgasm.

girl:(rubs her clit)mmm, that feels good! (she becomes wet and slips her fingers into her pussy massaging it.)mmmmm, thats so nice, it makes me want sex. im so horny!
guy:(squeezes/rubs his shaft)god damnnn, this makes me so horny! i need a girl, i need to sit back and enjoy this without me doing all the work!

by wethornygirl1234 April 13, 2009

horny

when a girl/guy makes the other feel like they wanna have sex. check the real life situation below.

I was massaging his dick until he got really hard and kept moaning, i couldn't stop though so I gave him a blow. Then he fingered me and I started going oohhh ahh again and then we both had sex. OOOhhhh it was 1 fucking to remember cuz his dick was s o hard from being so horny!!!

by Lafawnda May 13, 2005

horny

-half horse, half pony!
can also be called a porse!

My horse fucked a pony, now I have a horny!

by _that_random_blonde May 13, 2009

horny

i love the feeling of when a guy presses his body against you cause you can feel his dick pressing against your pussy and his chest against your tits oh godd im super horny!!!!
im about to startmasturbating!!! XD

bobby- "im fuckin horny dude!!"

bill- "woah calm the fuck down your gonna explode!"

by arrie! May 31, 2010

horny

i hope this definition makes you horny!!!

Stacy was horny so she told her friend Nick to go to her house. when he walked in, she was in a lacy thong and bra. Stacy had DD boobs, a nice body and a nice ass, "hey Nick...follow me." Nick really liked Stacy for a long time so he did as asked. as soon as they got to her room, they were making out. Nick unlatched Stacy's bra with his teeth and ripped her thong while Stacy took off Nick's shirt and pants. His dick was 10 inches long. Nick then started to kiss her neck, finger her pussy, and massage her boob at one time. Stacy was moaning,"OHHH NICK!!! MMM RIGHT THERE!!!! OHHH BABY!!!"she came. then stacy pushed him down and told him to stand up.she got on her knees and gave him the best blow job he ever got. she deep throated him and he came. she ate it all up. then he pushed her to the ground and ate her out, tongue fucking her. she couldn't stand it."BABY FUCKME ALREADY!!" he did as told. he traced hid tongue up her body, stopping to bite her nipples and kiss them. she then put her boobs in his face and he loved it. then they were fucking hard, fast, and messy. they did all positions. after 2 hours, they called Nick's friend, John, and did a threesome. Stacy would suck John's dick John would suck Nick's dick and Nick ate Stacy out. then Nick and John watched Stacy do porn. then after John left, Nick and Stacey had rough messy sex all night and morning.

by YourHornyFriendd April 11, 2011

horny

if your a man your penus gets hard and stiff. With a woman your pussie gets wet and slippery and uncomfortable. Horniness can only be solved by having sex or masturbation. Both are fun!!!! (yes i am a slut XD) note to #6: I read your example every day and it makes me very hot and sweaty and horny and sexy. I have sex dreams about my a mystery hot teacher and then I have sex very nice immagination you have!!! Wanna do it?? Any who you get horny when who are attracted to someone who is sexy and hot or when you want to have sex. Or when something turns you on.

A very attractive slut(Jane)in hardly any clothes with big breasts and ass walks by John and he gets an erection. She looks at him and comes over. She sticks her hand in his pants and massages his penus. But she gets too horny she whispers into his ear "follow me hot stuff!" She brings John into her apartment. She invites him over to her bed, jumps on, pats on the bed next to her. She takes off her clothes slowly, then takes off his clothes and pushes him under her. She sticks his penus into her pussie and pushes it up and down his dick very fast. Her wet and slippery vagina is pleasing to him. She starts to moan intensly and very loudly. John is very pleased he releases his cum into her vagina; she screams with pleasure. He watches as her tits bounce up and down as she pumps up and down his penus. His dick slowly goes back to normal size as she guides her pussie off of him. She them makes him get dressed and leave. She gives him a french kiss and grab of his nuts. She closes the door and smiles. She is very pleased and is excited because he may know where she lives but doesn't know her real phone number. And he is shocked by the wonderfully sexy woman he just fucked. He looks at her phone number she wrote on his hand and highly disbelieves that it really is hers.
I hope this story gets you all horny because I'm not really that good in english. Well it gets me horny. So there HA!!

by Jane *wink wink* September 13, 2008