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Dont be a menace to south central while drinking your juice in the hood 

A hilarious movie with the Wayans brothers. Better than scary movie1, 2, 3. Better than weed. Hilarious black person movie that white people would be afraid to laugh about if their were other black people watch ing it with them.
off the shizzle fo dizzle

Loc Dog is the man

robin hood

One of the earliest British gangsters was Robin Hood
Robin Hood:I take from the rich and steal from the poor

hood up day 

A "hood up day" is a phrase used to describe any day for which:

One's physiological state is less than preferable on awakening.

AND the course of action taken to rectify this situation is to conduct the daily routine in a hooded sweatshirt with the hood of the aforementioned sweatshirt up over one's head.

causes for a hood up day may include: flu, swine flu, man flu, female "tummy aches", TVOD, GFDI (girlfriend disengagement illness), BFDI (boyfriend disengagement illness), embarassment, lazyness, depression, cock blocking, WBCFS (work backlog chronic fatigue syndrome), FPS withdrawal syndrome, being mauled by a bear, failing an exam, rape, car sickness, realisation of lack of funds, watching "marley and me", bad night's sleep, no night's sleep, post mid day nap dizziness, dehydration, hunger, bad hair day, failure (all forms) and rejection

However the most common cause of a hood up day is the consumption of copious ammounts of alcohol the previous night, resulting in a catostrophic hangover.
Example 1 (as an exclaimation, and an explaination)
man 1: oh, hi steve i was wonderi...
man 2(interupts): HOOD UP DAY!
man 1: ok maybe later.

Example 2 (used in a phone convesation)
girl 1:hi
girl 2:oh, hiya jen
girl 1:seriously becca, you have to come over and make me feel better i'm having a massive hood up day
girl 2:i'm on it i've got the little mermaid on dvd, but you need to decide, cookie dough or phish food
hood up day by pigaloo November 14, 2009

hood figga 

setting a perfect example of how someone from the hood should act
ima hood figga dawg, i be showin dees hoes how to keep it real
hood figga by imagangsta November 15, 2007

The hood 

The hood is a working class area.

It can be an urban ghetto or a suburb. It depends on which country we're dealing with.
In the USA it is primary the urban ghettos that are called "the hood", but in other countries (in Europe for instance) the suburbs is actually the place, where most people from the lower social classes live. The suburbs will be the hood in these areas.

The area does not have to be dominated by apartment buildings to be called "The hood". It is all about the social class of the population.
"Ain't nothing good in the hood
I'd run away from this bitch and never come back if I could"
- 50 Cent (Curtis Jackson)
The hood by MJ-DK February 27, 2008

Hood Stomp

The act of giving someone a beatdown so intense and one-sided, the recipient begins to think he's back in the 'hood.
That wasn't a fight, Austin hood stomped him. Grant didn't even have a chance.
Hood Stomp by ScuvyMcGurk December 8, 2010