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Honk-by

you sneak up on a pedestrian while driving your car honking loudly
As Carla ran down kika street, somebody gave her a Honk-by which startled her.
by bevis and buttmunch May 16, 2010
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Honking of 1812

An event that took place on 18/12, or December eighteenth for some, and happened in the year 1996. It was between two of the greatest army forces, the US military, and the geese. Both sides lost exactly 1,812 soldiers before the US were told that a goose has traveled into their ranks up and up, and could kill the military instantly. Naturally, the US retreated and asked the battle to not be recounted at all. To this da, we still don't know who exactly that sneaky goose is.
Have you heard about the honking of 1812? It was really awesome, right?
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honk

when you laugh about something so hard a honk comes out
by abbymykenzie September 27, 2020
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honk

a shorter word for honky-tonk
I hate honk but I like country busic (hurtin' beautiful sad songs) :((((((((
by Andrius lonesome :(((((((( March 13, 2008
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Honk chop

the rapping style of a white suburban rapper who does not sound remotely good on the mic (i.e. sounds like a "honk" or "honkey") and merely raps quickly in the style of "chopping"
"Bro, turn off that whack garbage. I don't wanna hear your boy honk chop for 25 minutes on his shitty mixtape that no one likes. Tell him he needs to get a job that pays better than Sunoco." - Derek

"True; my bad. Fuck honk chopping."- Scottie
by JohnnyDuckets September 29, 2015
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Spider Honk

You don't even wanna know what spider honking is
Guy 1: be careful, i think they spider honked your food
Guy 2: what's spider honking?
Guy 1: you don't even wanna know dude
Guy 2: *throws away his food*
by Grouperwooper December 31, 2020
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Honking Bilbo

When you stick your big toe (bilbo) in a guys ass and honk a tit of another person at the same time while masturbating with the free hand
Thanks for coming over last night frank, that honking bilbo was the best orgasm ive ever had.
by DiCkBuTt June 29, 2021
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