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hog blossoms

Fat bitches who go to concerts hours early to save a spot and then get mad when they begin to get tired and skinny sexy ladies begin to needle their way through thus ensuring that they will not get to touch a rockstar are called hog blossoms.
Girl: "I just shook that rockstar's hand! Yay!!"
Guy: "That's awesome! I was scared for a minute we wouldn't make it through the hog blossoms."
by Challbaby82 June 24, 2016
mugGet the hog blossomsmug.

Hanging hog

When you’re clothed but your flaccid penis is out.
I looked over the fence to talk to the neighbor and he was hanging hog, so I went back inside
by Hoghanger357 June 24, 2022
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Master Hog

A master hog is an extrememly large amount of chewing tobacco, usually grizzly wintergreen. It is all relative to the person throwing in the master hog so it can line your entire lip or take up a third of your lip.
Bro 1: hey bro, can you throw me that can of grizzly wintergreen right there? its time to throw in a master hog.

Bro 2: sure thing, bro. here you go.

Bro 1: Thanks bro, i also think it just so happens to be Chew Thirty. (Both Bros Fist Bump)
by Mr. E 2.0 February 7, 2012
mugGet the Master Hogmug.

Hog Stain

Staining resulting from improper handling of pork products.
Do not get hog stains on my wall.
by maccymac November 5, 2019
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forum hog

One who posts constantly on a online bulletin board system, often to gain the respect of a moderator or administrator, though also perhaps just for personal gain (post count) or to gain respect from the community at large.
"He's a right forum hog he is!"
by Splatzone November 6, 2007
mugGet the forum hogmug.

hog pizzum

One who delights in and commonly practices selfish behavior.
That goddamn hog pizzum Sally Struthers ate all the Chips-Ahoys and didn't leave me any.
by Stuck5150 July 25, 2011
mugGet the hog pizzummug.

Sludge Hog

Girls that wear cowgirl boots with short shorts, sleep with different guys every weekend, and are "country" by going to tractor/truck pulls. Also known as mud cricket or swamp rat.
Hey man, look at her all over him, she was just with his bestfriend last week, what a sludge hog.
by Slugehogwannabe69 June 11, 2017
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