hochstadt

When a funny joke is made while the audience of the joke is laughing at the joke somebody says a similar joke to add on to it or say somethign similar which totally ruins the joke and makes it not funny anymore and ruins it.

Please do not hochstadt this joke.

That joke was funny until James hochstatded it.

by dvsdgkvsdfjbvdfkbkdfnbkldnfbvk March 16, 2009

hocake

The field hands of slavery times and the soldiers in the War Between the States baked it on a shovel or hoe held to the open flame. When made of good, sweet, water-ground cornmeal, it is crisp and palatable, much like Mexican corn-chips.

It is made simply of cornmeal, salt and water, very thin in texture, and was fried in a skillet if one had fat for frying or often in a Dutch oven or over a hearth or camp fire.

This information comes from "Cross Creek" ( Florida), a book written by Marjorie Kinnan Rawlings, author of "The Yearling".

Hocake was a poor man's version of cornbread. He had no eggs or flour.

by Wht lite March 12, 2008

tongue hockey

Deep or French kissing in which the partners have a lot of tongue contact, figuratively resembling hockey players battling for the puck with their sticks.

I was playing tongue hockey with my honey on the couch.

by chinga February 13, 2007

Inline hockey

Also known as "Roller Hockey" this sport, although not as great as Ice Hockey still has some greatness to it. It is played on Inline Hockey Skates and usually on asphault or a specialized inline hockey rink. Usually it is played with a hockey ball or a red puck that is supposed to slide but in reality slides terribly. Also known as Street Puck.

Guy 1: Hey dude want to go play some Inline Hockey?

Guy 2: Yeah man, inline rules, especially in summer!

by MarineOceania August 22, 2006

hockey puck

To "hockey puck" someone is to pee in the bottom of a coffee can or other cylinder and then freeze it and slide the frozen piss disc underneath their door so that they are welcomed by a puddle of urine.

We hockey pucked Jordan twice last night. He's such a dick.

by Shaft March 27, 2005

field hockey

Background - A sport played widely in Europe and Asia since the late 18th/early 19th century. More dominantly played by females in America, it is a sport played by both men and women. As the years passed, the equipment for this sport has evolved greatly. Known simply as 'hockey' in countries other than America, field hockey is often denounced as a 'girly sport', a predominanly lesbian sport, or as not really hockey. However, none of this is true. It is an olympic sport, and is among the top 5 most played sports in the world.

The Game - The game consists of two teams of 11 (including a goalie), trying to get the ball into the opposite goalcage. There are two 35-minute halves in collegiate and international play, and two 30-minute halves in varsity high school play. Field hockey is known to have alot of fouls, but most are called just to keep the game safe. Many different types of hits are allowed, such as drives, pushes, flicks, scoops, drags, chokes, slaps, and chips.

Equipment - The sticks are flat on one side, which is the only side you may hit the small, hard, plastic ball with. The stick may be composed of wood or of composite material, usually a combination of glassfibre, carbon, and aramide.

Field hockey is a very fun and competitive sport.

by ohh so controversial November 10, 2005

hockey players

people who pack lips all day and get drunk after a game...BEST PEOPLE ALIVE

Your not a hockey player if you never packed a lip,downed a beer, or dropped the mitts. And if you are, chances are your not very good.

by rico suave January 9, 2005