hickhideous

adj. To be repulsive in a country-fried, "mullets and Mountain Dew!" kind of way.

"Bring me back something totally hickhideous from the race, man...like a Jeff Gordon thong!"

by Tony C.G. October 9, 2008

Hacky Shit

The act of shitting standing up, without pants or undergarments, and attempting to kick your shit before it hits the ground (note, this implies that you are not above a toilet). Extra points for successfully getting others to join in the game with your shit.

Hey guys, now that we just drank all that beer, ate all that pizza, and took our fiber supplements, how about a game of Hacky Shit?

by Troth October 21, 2009

Hickiom

An idiom used and often only understood by hicks.

Examples of a Hickiom:
1. "Dang Jim Bob, I'm sweatin' more than a pregnant nun on sunday service!" (It's hot out/in here)
2. "Ol' Chuck gone and lost his job, now he ain't got a pot to piss in or a window to through it out of" (He/she/they are poor)
3. "Hey Pa, where'd Ma go?"
"She went to shit and the hogs got her" (I don't know, go look)
4. "Lester, you don't know your ass from a whole in the ground" (You are not very smart)
5. "You couldn't hit a bull in the ass with a handful o' rice!" (You have a lousy aim)

by kronus23 September 9, 2010

hickazzle

to bedazzle your hickey to make it appear cuter

My hickey wasn't looking too cute, so I got it hickazzled now it looks cute as hell

by johnnyboyfan December 11, 2010

Hick Tan

When a person appears to have a tan, but is actually just covered in dirt.

Guy1: Wow. Schoolmate1 got really tan from that backpacking trip.
Guy2: No Guy1, that's just a hick tan. He hasn't bathed since he left for it.

by burkeri September 10, 2011

hickeyjigger

A general description of something you don't know the name of.

"Do you see that there hickeyjigger?"

I seen one of them hickeyjiggers in a magazine

by Vontiki March 8, 2014

hickinbotham

Someone who straps a tooth brush to an electric whisk, shoves it up there arse and turns it on.

I needed a hard on so I quickly did a hickinbotham

by mickle dung August 18, 2016