having a Beckham

(1998 World Cup) Having a quick half and fucking off

(At the bar) bar person “pint mate?” “No, I’m only having a Beckham”

by RedLion2022 November 10, 2022

Having A Jimbo

When the obsession around your nemesis's Fantasy Football team and score dictates everything you do on a day to day basis.

"Look at him, he's aggravated, he's tired, he's not sleeping, he's definitely 'having a Jimbo'

by TINKERMAN September 1, 2022

Having a Levi

n.
1. a. The act of having too much fun.

b. The sound of having too much fun.

2. Informal Something amusing, absurd, or contemptible; a joke taken too far: The end result is having had a Levi.

3. Informal Levi'ing; amusement. Often used in the plural: went along just for a Levi.

Boy 1: You can't have fun, its a school night. You're having a Levi.

Another example:

Boy 1: Hey last night I went to the strip club and drank Jager until I was sick out of my nose!

Boy 2: Argggh sounds like you had a Levi

by The J-Bomb September 8, 2013

have a go at it

A saying used when someone does or says something so outrageous that you can only resort to passionately saying HAVE A GO AT IT!

Vic says "my booty is looking smashing this evening."
Jacko "Have a go at it!"

by Have a go at it September 15, 2017

to have the cuts

to be fire in regards to the aux chord

to have the cuts:
"don't worry, i have the cuts!"

by wildflowerimnotsorry July 26, 2017

having a brain

being someone who has a brain.

meaning you have a brain,
might also mean you are a normal human with a brain.

you might be called brainless / braindead if you're stupid or did something stupid.

i own a brain, i like having a brain, so don't fuck it up

by Fry On HY November 19, 2020

having fun

another word for having a quick wank

mate ill phone ye back i'm just having fun real quick

by Thatonenonce June 10, 2019