The Dirty Harold

When a man has sex in missionary position and intensely stares into the eyes of his opponent whilst sweating profusely. The Dirty Harold

I gave her/him the dirty Harold hunt

by Craneo90 February 17, 2026

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And a bad herald

Dumb AND that.

Hym "AND a bad herald. You had 1 job. To stop me by saving me. YOU did not do that. You, instead, just got shlonged by the first fat cock you interacted with... But that part was to be expected. But the 'not heralding' part? THAT is unforgivable Brett. You not wanting to be a part of it doesn't not change the fact that it's happening and your silence on the matter is a death sentence for both me and probably childrens. All the childrens, Brett. So I need you to stop doing a bad job and, instead, do a good job... Immediately. I am in a great deal of pain. Look... I know I didn't give you a magic surfboard... But I honestly didn't think you would need one to be more than completely useless. Which, up until now, you have been. I'd give it a C-."

by Hym Iam November 15, 2025

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