the old right-handed circumcision ploy

A tactic designed to divert a person's attention from what is really going on. This entails grabbing any close sharp object with the right hand and circumcising the nearest male creature.

Generally this is very successful at diverting attention, especially when undertaken without an anesthetic. We don't recommend circumcising anybody when you are taking drugs, anyway.

Well, we got away with the bank job by using the old right-handed circumcision ploy on the guard. Even though she was a woman, it did the trick.

by ivor_crotchpayne February 5, 2010

handsex

v.
to use your hand to manipulate your genitals for sexual pleasure; to masturbate

I just had handsex while watching Dirty Debutantes 24

by johnnynoname July 25, 2008

no handed clap

the no handed clap is where a male is wearing loose pants or shorts and thrusts his hips as to make his balls smack on his legs

I did the no handed clap on the stage at school.

by Tony July 17, 2006

Handsexual

A strong attraction to the human hand in a sexual manner. Unlike a hand fetish, Handsexuals have a sexual attraction to only hands. Gender is not needed for a Handsexual, which most Handsexuals rejoice over.

"Sorry ladies, I'm a Handsexual."

"Guys, I'm Handsexual."

Mom? Dad? I think I'm Handsexual..."

by Professor Fix 'em August 24, 2009

Hander

A hand job. Sexual stimulation given by somebody else, obtained through hand stimulation of the male sexual organ.

Juliet gave me a hander at the theater.

by Janic Naud May 8, 2008

Two Handed Yak Stomp

A masturbation technique used by males where the guy bends over toward the floor gripping his junk in both hands. Then, with knees slightly bent he jumps repeatedly whilst keeping his hands the same distance off the ground--not necessarily in the same proximity to his body. Thus, as he jumps his junk will move in and out of his stationary, lubbed up hands.

"Dude, I so need to get in shape so I can finish the two handed yak stomp."

by MTH January 15, 2008

hamsexy

(HAM' secks-ee) adj. i-er i-est Colloq.
1. Opposite of sexy.
2. Gaudyness and uglyness related to amateur radio equipment or operators.
3.noun, proper. An online journal of amateur radio fashon and folly.

Those thirty antennas on your car make you so hamsexy.
The comment "I'm running 0 watts" is both hamsexy and stupid. (N4XE and a D)

by Ben September 19, 2004