Hancock

a person who can make their penis fart

chris - luke do a hancock
luke - i cant do a hancock man only jonny can do that trick
jonny - *squelsh*
luke + chris - ARGHHHHHHHH

by Poulson July 29, 2008

Fort Hancock Middle School

Fort Hancock Middle School commonly known as “la escuela de mekos” the people who live there are currently players. Most of the 7th and 8th graders are hoes so dont fuck with them or else u well get played. Fort Hancock Middle School is also very strict so don’t go to that school. They also have to date people who live nearby since they already played with eachother, so don’t believe them they FAKE!

“I was visiting my grandma and went to Fort Hancock Middle School so im a hoe.”

by yoo mamas a hoe🤣 March 13, 2019

Hebrew Handcannon

To prevent yourself from ejaculating for 2 months, then applying tartar sauce to the head of your penis. Then masturbating with a condom on over the sauce. Before you finish you cut the rubber so it's just on you head. You then place a yamaka on your hard head and use the power of your love fuel to project it at any given target.

Dude, I fired my Hebrew Handcannon clear across the street last night!

by The Dean 88 November 2, 2009

john hancock

when your getting on with your woman while she is on her period you pull out and try and write your name with the blood and dab it back in if you need more ink to print your name on her sheets to sign that you were there

i did the john hancock with lindsay and i had to put it back in a few times to spell my full name

by The king Friday September 17, 2013

handicap

Anyone caught dribbling, falling over or making stupid noises can be labelled a handicap.

e.g. eminem, fifty cent, and ja rule, however they disguise there noises under the term, garage music, or R 'n' B, or "rap"

Ha that boy just fell over and dribbled on his hand, he sure is a handicap!

by James the ninja pirate! October 15, 2003

Hafican American

a child with a mixed race. only the blacks and whites

That Hafican American is sitting with us at lunch

by Alex Chandler April 27, 2007

handcum

An explosive enjoyable sensation on an orgasmic level felt only in the palm of the hand after a mind-bending arm and hand tickle. The technique for giving someone handcum is to run one's fingernails down the arm slowly and methodically, intermittently touching the palm but leaving most of the activity to the arm until the person is in a fit of passion and cannot stand it anymore...then you scratch the palm. Fast.

You just made my handcum. Now do the other one.

by friendsofroy January 1, 2010