Noun: A piece of private information told in confidence which becomes a weapon when the subject of the information falls from grace in the eyes of the person who holds it. The (mis)use of this information for the purpose of a personal attack is always imminent. Often used as an underhanded form of malicious cockblock.
Verb: The leaking/use of this information.
Verb: The leaking/use of this information.
Noun Usage:
Mel: My ex-boyfriend Tyler is untrustworthy
Kayla: Do you have any handleshoe?
Mel: He tattooed a life size human eye on the head of his friend's dick
Kayla: That's pretty private. How would you even know that?
Mel: I've got pics.
Kayla: Of his friend's dick? That is some serious handleshoe material. Let me please see this dick pic.
Verb Usage:
Mel: I fucking hate him. I am going to handleshoe the shit out of him, even if it makes me look equally bad.
Alexa: If you keep handleshoeing people, no one will trust you to tell you anything.
Mel: Then I'll use hearsay and questionable information. I want vengeance, not to contemplate morality.
Alexa: You need a muzzle, woman.
Mel: Then you should try to put one on me, I hear you have a shitload of them.
Alexa: I don't even know what that means!
Mel: My ex-boyfriend Tyler is untrustworthy
Kayla: Do you have any handleshoe?
Mel: He tattooed a life size human eye on the head of his friend's dick
Kayla: That's pretty private. How would you even know that?
Mel: I've got pics.
Kayla: Of his friend's dick? That is some serious handleshoe material. Let me please see this dick pic.
Verb Usage:
Mel: I fucking hate him. I am going to handleshoe the shit out of him, even if it makes me look equally bad.
Alexa: If you keep handleshoeing people, no one will trust you to tell you anything.
Mel: Then I'll use hearsay and questionable information. I want vengeance, not to contemplate morality.
Alexa: You need a muzzle, woman.
Mel: Then you should try to put one on me, I hear you have a shitload of them.
Alexa: I don't even know what that means!
by BigBOAT March 9, 2011
Get the handleshoe mug.Handleweights are the correct term for the items of fitness equipment commonly known as "kettlebells". Kettlebells got their name in an elaborate and perfectly executed act of deception that managed to make fools of the entire english-speaking world. Kettlebells are not in any conceivable way related to either kettles, or bells. By continuing to refer to them as such, we are complicit in our own gullibility.
Don't be a fool. Don't be the victim of the ruse of some shadowy, faceless puppetmaster. Call a handleweight a handleweight, not a kettlebell - then people will know that you are someone who knows their shit when it comes to gym equipment.
Don't be a fool. Don't be the victim of the ruse of some shadowy, faceless puppetmaster. Call a handleweight a handleweight, not a kettlebell - then people will know that you are someone who knows their shit when it comes to gym equipment.
"My arms are killing me, I've just done a 25 minute snach workout with a 16kg handleweight".
"Handleweights you say? Oh, yes, handleweights. You, sir, are clearly well versed in all aspects of wellbeing. Please accept this cat as a tribute."
Counterexample:
"Excuse me, does this gym have any kettlebells?"
"Kettlebells? This is a place for making muscle. Not tea and clangs. Take your made-up words to a gym where the staff are less gullible."
"Handleweights you say? Oh, yes, handleweights. You, sir, are clearly well versed in all aspects of wellbeing. Please accept this cat as a tribute."
Counterexample:
"Excuse me, does this gym have any kettlebells?"
"Kettlebells? This is a place for making muscle. Not tea and clangs. Take your made-up words to a gym where the staff are less gullible."
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Friend: So you spell your name H- a-n-a-l-i-s-e
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Friend: Do you spell that H-a-n-n-a-h
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Friend: Oh so like half of your name
Hanalise: Yup
2 WEEKS LATER
Company manager: We are very proud of you Hanalise we are here to confirm that you have been excepted to be on a billboard poster for advertisement but for this to happen you must except that we put these on it:
-A picture of you
- Your name
-Your phone number
Do you except all of these
Hanalise: Yes
Company manager; well tomorrow you will see it at **** Road
Hanalise: Thank You
THE NEXT DAY
Hanalise: I wonder where it is * GASP* *PUT HAND ON FACE* They spelled my name H-A-N-N-A-H-L-I-S-E
Friend: Well i don't blame 'em
Hanalise: Yes but I can go by Hana
Friend: Do you spell that H-a-n-n-a-h
Hanalise: Nope *sigh* (I hate it when people do this) You spell it H-a-n-a
Friend: Oh so like half of your name
Hanalise: Yup
2 WEEKS LATER
Company manager: We are very proud of you Hanalise we are here to confirm that you have been excepted to be on a billboard poster for advertisement but for this to happen you must except that we put these on it:
-A picture of you
- Your name
-Your phone number
Do you except all of these
Hanalise: Yes
Company manager; well tomorrow you will see it at **** Road
Hanalise: Thank You
THE NEXT DAY
Hanalise: I wonder where it is * GASP* *PUT HAND ON FACE* They spelled my name H-A-N-N-A-H-L-I-S-E
Friend: Well i don't blame 'em
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