Mandurah Handshake

A common practice in Mandurah, Western Australia, in which you punch someone in the back of the skull as hard as you can, often putting them in hospital.

1. "Oi bro, you shoulda seen me give this random bloke the Mandurah Handshake last night at toucan."

2. "I've gotta go to court today over that Mandurah Handshake incident last weekend, I hope my Centrelink benefits don't get cut off"

by Transmitteroftheclap March 1, 2017

Jimmy Hands

An individual, often a co-worker or your one perverted uncle, that sneaks up behind you and gives you a quick, friendly feel up and erogenous zone grope.

I was bent over handing an order out the drive thru and old Jimmy Hands groped my ball sack.

Uncle Carl

by Eaton Holgoode March 1, 2017

Putting Hands On

Act Of Domestic Violence Usually Cause By Alcohol .

Ike Turner Was Putting Hands On Tina

by Cochisè Lee May 4, 2020

Gosford Handshake

Australian slang for when someone is stabbed at a train station.

Me mate Damo was just tryna' sling some durries up on the Cennie Coast, when outta nowhere, two lads gave him the ol' Gosford handshake and stole all of his shit.

by _RL_ December 24, 2020

tin & gonic handsome

When a guy becomes extremely attractive after a couple of gin & tonics.

Tommy became tin & gonic handsome after my fourth drink.

by 1240tm April 10, 2010

Edward Pringles Hands

Pringles will inevitably become 40 oz cans to keep up with an increasingly heavy American public. When this packaging scheme becomes established the fattening game of Edward Pringle Hands will be born. Each participant will have a single 40 oz can of Pringles in each hand, secured with duct tape. The participants must then finish each can of Pringles before removing the tape. Obviously water during the competition is out of the question. Sprite only may be used as a source of moisture.

"Dude, we just got ten of the new Pringles 40's. Lets play Edward Pringles Hands. I call Sour Cream & Onion!" - Future College Sophomore

by imnotbusyatall January 14, 2011

Edward Ghetto Hands

Similar to Edward 40 Hands, except you use a 40 of Colt 45 and a fifth of Alize.

Me and my homeboy are gonna throw on some 2 Pac and have a thugged out Edward Ghetto Hands night!!!

by Cold Ass Honky Nigga April 13, 2013