handbagitis

A severe itch to buy new season designer handbags, commonly experienced by stylish women, frequent in recurrence and only relieved by topical application of the latest handbag upon the affected person's shoulder.

Wife says to Husband: "It's just another seasonal outbreak of handbagitis dear...the good doctor recommended I buy a new designer handbag for immediate relief...so I did...with your fishing trip money!".

by Bag Addict September 15, 2010

Handbagged

When the testicals are victoriously placed into the hand of a defeated foe

RJ- Yo B-randon you ever handbagged anyone on halo
B- Um, no the fuck is that?
R- it's like teabagging only on there hand
B- really? XD that's funny
R- yea i took a picture when i did it in your sleep! XD
B- 0.o

by A guy with pubic hair November 17, 2010

Håndbajer

A Håndbajer is a beer you enjoy as it is. No fancy food goes with it - just a pure beer.

1: Hey, you wanna grab a Håndbajer to night?
2: Yeah, sure i'll bring a couple!

by Spanggaard May 16, 2016

Handbagalanche

When opening a wardrobe, cupboard, or storage area of the wife, or partners domain. And, the unsuspecting opener is surprised, or buried, by an avalanche of handbags in storage, as they make a bid for freedom.

She asked me to look for a pair of shoes in the wardrobe, and when i opened the door, there was a "handbagalanche".. The next day I woke up in hospital with severe concussion.

by loopyonions February 27, 2017

Handbag

When you like a girl but she doesn't know it and your in the friendzone. She confides in you. You hang out. Party. You're an accessory.

I liked the girl and we hung out a lot but I was always her handbag when we'd go out and she'd talk about other guys. She didn't know I was into her though, I kept it platonic.

by Lilbeau July 29, 2017

handballgodranga

a ranga that is deadly good at handball, usually does a kick off the serve that catches the ball on fire due to the power of the kick.

wow thats a handballgodranga there

by handballgodranga March 21, 2018

Handball developing beginner

This is the stage between beginner Handball Noob and mediocre Handball recruit.
this rank consists of some respect within the handball community.

ryan is below Handball developing beginner

by ayeo16 August 8, 2018