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Hamilton

Who: Bastard, orphan, son of a whore and a scottsman, dropped in the middle of a forgotten spot in the carribean by provadence impoverished in squalor

Parents: When he was ten his father split, full of it, debt ridden two years later see Alexander's mother bed ridden half dead, sittin in their own sick, the scent thick- And Alex got better but his mother went quick

Job: Started workin, clerkin for his late mother's landlord

Where: Well, the word got around, they said, 'this kid is insane, man!' took up a collection just to send him to the mainland
my name is Alexander Hamilton, And theres a million things I haven't done, but just you wait... just you wait...
by a.mbr15 October 3, 2023
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Gareth Hamilton

Gareth Hamilton is a guy with an uneven head shape, and he is very stupid. He also gets bullied by his sibling and has gay genes that run through the family
“Lol look the younger sister is sitting in the front seat

“Oh yeah that’s Gareth Hamilton, he gets bullied by his sister.”
by phatwastaken November 21, 2021
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Leap Hamilton

The best tiktok in NewZealand
Bro have you seen LEAP hamilton Tiktok is bussin
by LEAP HAMILTON November 25, 2021
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Peyton Hamilton

Someone that i wish would love me the way i love them
God peyton hamilton is just so perfect to me....
by ellaisonthisaccountbecuzwhynot December 1, 2021
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Gavin Hamilton

Edgy boy who only wears checkered Van's he steals and jumps his grandmas minivan and red lines his honda civic down the street
Friend: what's that noise
Gavin Hamilton:*going 90mph in a 25 as he hits a school kid crossing the street*
by Adam.m :) January 29, 2020
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Hamilton

Hamilton is a pretty chill dude, with some weird parents. He is a solid 6/10, but makes up for it in athleticism and loyalness. He is basically the resting face of mankind.
Kid 1: Hey look its that one kid.
Kid 2: Oh yeah! We've gone to school with him since kindergarten, but still don't know his name!
Hamilton: *sigh
by lon$ly boi April 9, 2020
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Hamilton

The most shit city in new Zealand

Everybody hates Hamilton including the people that live there
(Random guy outside countdown)"Only dumb cunts like Hamilton"
by Paddy gower April 21, 2020
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