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i had sexual intercourse with ur mom

Eating shampoo spitting it in the homies mouth he piss/poops it out and I give it to ur teacher and say it's chocolate and he/she/apache helicopter eats it and likes it
Man guess what I did
What
I had sexual intercourse with ur mom
Oh dude no way that's awesome

Ikr
by Juanwastaken July 3, 2021
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Should have had a fuze bitch

Most gay assholes hit you in the head and say "should have had a V8", next time well try hitting someone in the balls and say "sould have had a fuze bitch"
Elliott: (Kicks mason in the balls)

Mason: Fuck

Elliott: Should have had a fuze bitch
by chubbychaser37 October 24, 2010
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the one you never had

This phrase is indicating you don't have something, whether it's parents, drugs, money, llamas, a life, a brain, friends girls (or boys, not here to judge..... :/ ), a sense of humour or if you just want to cuss someone out and you have nothing to lead from
Your mum? Like the one you never had!
by The_one! May 11, 2017
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I had a stroke

When you find something so ridicilous and hard to read that you think the other person had a stroke.
Person1: Everyone: Hajy Me: I dmon

ever: hno m: i kall l
ever: n :me :ever

Person2: I had a stroke trying to read this.
by buddy retard July 21, 2020
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Have you had this?

An innocent way of asking whether one has experienced the bunching of one's trousers at the crotch, often involving pointing to one's crotch, that is misconstrued by others as profanity.
Person 1: (pointing at bunched up fabric around crotch) "Have you had this?"

Person 2: (looks disgusted) Leave me alone.
by Lois B. July 28, 2007
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ach-my-had

An Arabic term for "Oh my Allah!" It is only used in extreme cases which often call for a jihad of vengeance, hence the ending. Only use this term if willing to risk all to obtain revenge.
You burned my Koran?!? Ach-my-had! Kill the infidel!
by Qi Chow October 25, 2010
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Can’t believe you have never had a girlfriend

A male who has never had a relationship.
OMG I still can’t believe you have never had a girlfriend, like seriously what is wrong with you!
by Urbantheturban July 8, 2019
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