Homeless Dave

A homeless man, once described by a young woman to a severely GINGER young man.

Hey Homeless Dave!
Iya Helenest!

by Helenest November 27, 2007

Homeless

The state of homelessness, refere’s to those without a home, a place to stay, and no permant residence whatsoever. Those who are homeless live miserable, drentched, horid, non-lives. Without a home to themselves/ a residence to sleep in, there’s no where to turn without friends or family. Homeless people are prusumably alone and have nothing or no one. They sleep in parks, bum libraries, bum fast food reaturants, stroll the streets, sleep on the streets and if they’re lucky they sleep in their vehicles. Most are mentally ill, didn’t care about school, have made many careless mistakes w their lives, are mentally insane, are out of work, and w/o friends or family who can help them out. Homelessness is about as worse as it gets and ending up dead, in jail, or in hell seems like the better option. Do something with your life, or bum the streets homeless..

#Homeless #Awarness

by exploding air plane 6969 October 2, 2017

homeless

A COMPLETE Alcoholic who doesn't drink water just beer and other alcohol

As i kicked the homeless asshole i stole his beer and his money even though he had $2.25

by WHIZZIE March 24, 2007

homeless_drunk

One who cant see thru the cowlicks hanging from the front

OMG! Look at that homeless_drunk! There should be laws against that!!

by VD-WHiZ May 14, 2003

homeless hookup

Getting something free which normally requires a trade of some monetary value or a performed service

Bill got Joe a homeless hookup from the liquor store

Tracy got James a job with her homeless hookup

by Blue Ball Busters March 4, 2014

Homeless Suck-Off

1) This is that guy/gall who sits on a corner and offers blowjobs for cash.

2) The type of person to sit on a street corner pretending to be homeless, when they're not, to get money.

3) Some retard who dresses homeless and lets his/her hair grow out just to look homeless for a joke. These people are

often somehow even MORE retarded than the people above

1) "Dude, some gay faggot just offered to give me a blowjob!"

"Oh, so you finally met the local homeless suck-off, Uncle Schmunkle?"

2) "Dude, I just saw Uncle Schmunkle sitting on a street corner asking for money! What a homeless suck-off!"

3) "Bruh, Taylor is such a homeless suck-off. He looks homeless and makes jokes about being homeless. It's like, dude, we

get it, your not fucking funny, but you don't have to rub it in our faces. Get a fucking haircut and get a jacket that

doesn't have holes in it. Jesus fucking christ.

by BeanieBitch February 23, 2020

hoepless

makes hyperpop but sucks at it

hoepless sucks ass at hyperpop

by booty lovr January 8, 2023