Swiggle of Ghite

Like a Hurd of kids/goat

My brother decided to make up a

Swiggle of Ghite

Many goat

Oh look a Swiggle of Ghite over the Moutian!

by Meadow rose June 12, 2021

guinea pig

Clean rodent with no visible tail. Strictly vegetarian. Comes in large variety of colors and hair styles. Sheds hair at a fast rate. Like humans, it cannot produce its own vitamin C, so must take it in it's diet. Lives 3-8 years. Usually very friendly and affectionate. Makes a wide range of noses, from squeaking, purring, chirping and chattering. Their mind control powers are pure fiction. Really.

What are you squeaking about, Kiki? I already feed you earl... MUST OBEY THE PIG. YOUR WISH IS MY COMMAND, EMPRESS KIKI.

by fred-of-fred December 22, 2004

Guice

A type of parasite. Someone who holds himself/herself in the highest regard in spite of the fact he or she is an utter twatwaffle. The liquid left over in a douchebag after the douching is done.

Wow did you see Kenny trying to game that girl out of her tips? He's such a Guice.

by SpaceRat August 9, 2017

Guiness alarm clock

Suddenly waking up with the a strong desire for the toilet and the turtles head emerging uncontrolably - brought on as a result of consuming large quantities of the black stuff in the preceding hours

'I had a 'Guiness alarm clock' going off at seven thirty and now I'm off to the fucking launderette!!!'

by I Seymour April 25, 2009

Guatemalan Jazz Vest

N: A sexual act practiced outdoors in northern New England and the Canadian maritimes in which the female partner, while pegging the male from behind, pins his elbows together behind his back and forces his upper body and face into the snow with all her weight

My nipples have been so tender ever since Madge put me in a Guatemalan Jazz Vest during the sleet storm.

by lefthindtt December 14, 2009

Guinevere

Is a very cool and polite person, but don't get on their bad side. They won't spread rumors and usually eats a crap ton of food-mostly during lunch- every day! No matter how much they eat, they still be a skinny piece of shit. They hate being rude but when they are, ya better watch yo back. She is usually bi or lesbian, and she likes the girls with more personality. She herself has an amazing personality, and is very delighted to meet long lost relatives and friends. She is very interested in photography and also a comical sense of humor. Be her friend or acquaintance, but almost never her enemy. She may get mad, but holds a gruge for as long as someone remembers it. She hates herself and wants to change herself, but somehow even her parents still love her. She thinks every day on how to improve the life of others, never once thinking about herself except for when she gets embarrassed and thinks how she can not be seen again by those specific people she was embarrassed in front of.

Tommy: Hey did you hear about Guinevere? How is she?
Dominic: I don't know, she was in a pretty bad accident. She can't remember anything, but she is still her awesome self, even though she is a little more suicidle than before.
Tommy: Sorry Dom, I know she meant a lot to you.

by Guinpogostick February 26, 2017

Guatemalan Gardener

A sexual position in which the pitcher stands on two skateboards (one foot per skateboard) with the catcher in a wheelbarrow-type position, suspended by the pitcher's penis on one end and a self-propelled lawnmower on the other. The lawnmower is turned on and the participants ride out of the garden down the street while they fuck.

"How'd you get that nose scar?"
"She leaned too far during the Guatemalan Gardener."

by Karma Sutra November 10, 2017