Guitart

A female OR male who is presented in advertisements wearing scant, yet sloven attire, with a Strat or Les Paul strapped around their neck so as to target a specific market demographic with propaganda, but who has no discernible musical talent whatsoever -- only because they're never actually seen or heard playing it.

Clive:
That rock chick & metal dude on that billboard over there are so awesome!; bet they could out-shred Angus Young, Slash, and Frank Gambale if they were all to play their entire discographies, not respectively, but rather, collectively, in a single sitting, feeding every note into a giant audio mulcher.

Jacinta:
You numbskull!, they're 'Guitarts', and are much like children were expected to be in the 1800's: seen, but never heard.

by Snuggle Pot November 20, 2012

Guiomar

A very strange, yet super cute person. She will dazzle you with her craziness, and sometimes make you wonder if she’s a psychopath. She always gets the last laugh out of any situation, always. She usually tends to stay out of fights and takes the high road, mostly because she doesn’t want a bad reputation. She usually masters at a type of art, such as music or drawing. If there’s a time she’s acting quiet, and a lot less crazy than usual, that probably means something is wrong or she’s hurt. Restrictions are a big no for her, she likes having her own freedoms and can be very independent. Her impulsiveness takes her a very long way. You will probably end up getting hooked to her , because she’s very quirky and fun. She could be the spawn of a demon, but don’t be afraid, she won’t hurt you.

1. “Omg, what is wrong with Guiomar?”

“Nothing. She is always that energetic.”

2. “Hey, whats up.”

“The sky.” :) ~
“...wow.”

by Lala_boo March 29, 2018

Gumaro Ortega

Gumaro Ortega is always the biggest hype man for himself. Can usually be found ripping up the streets in the fastest car you've ever seen no cap! Calls out everyone to a race in his orange mustang he calls Garfield with grandmas milk and cookies on the line, but everyone is scared of it. He has a little Pene but some how has the biggest pelotas from driving a top fuel s550.

Everyone needs them a Gumaro Ortega!

by SpaghettiReady November 24, 2020

voice guitar

When one uses his voice to try and imitate a guitar solo, normally when alone or completely jamming out.

Bryan- "Dude, i walked into Dylan's room yesterday and he was totally jamming out to freebird with his voice guitar"

David- "No way man...I heard he has a really bad voice guitar"

by stankeyb0201 August 11, 2009

Defrancesco Guitar

Born as the house brand of guitars out of east coast custom guitar shop - Sixx Gun Music. In 2009, owner Daniel Francesco Margasa coined the brand, and had a well known Korean manufacturer build the guitars. Defrancesco guitars are built on the very same CNC machines as many of the world famous brands you have come to know and love. These guitars are built using quality fine woods such as Mahogany, Alder, Ash, and Basswood. Defrancesco guitars come in all popular styles including bolt-on, neck-thru, and semi-hollowbody. These instruments have been in mass production since 2010, and have been a steady seller through their store of origin "Sixx Gun Music".

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by knowledge_gal February 10, 2014

Dick Guitar

dick guitar, jamming out on your peepee. dick guitar is when your most likely pissed on some of that firebreath that your like "eey fuck it, im gonna play guitar on my wang hole" 'day later your sore because you needed it to sleep.

Dick guitar: man im at my peak i might as well job it off for the night,.. time to jam down a solo for bed.

by sapain school only grains June 12, 2018

Rhythm Guitar Player

The middle child of band. They don't get noticed much. But are usually pretty humble. UNLIKE THE LEAD!

Oh poor guy, he is such a rhythm guitar player.

by stop throwing stuff July 9, 2019