guack

Short for guacamole. Currency. Money. Cash. Referring to the green ink used on most U.S. currency bills.

You gonna need some guack to date that girl!

by RentMan January 28, 2009

Red Guacomole

when a man is fingering a woman, he accidentally pops her cherry...hard. Making her bleed until she almost dies and then finding out that instead that he popped her cherry she was just having her period. Or basically Period Blood

Dude, oh my god I was fingering Molly and I popped her cherry and I got Red Guacomole all over me!

Dude that SUCKS!

by Greg Johanson January 16, 2008

Guack

A guido that is being whack
Can also be used like:
Guackin
Guacka

"Yo man, stop bein guack"
"Did you see that guacka over there?"
"Stop guackin, yo"

by guack March 17, 2008

Guacacole

A classic nickname for a person who possesses the name "cole".

Hey Guacacole! How's it going?

by mikeyperls January 8, 2011

Guacamole

used to describe mold or fungus down under

"I was gonna go down on him but he's got guacamole in his drawers"

by jai November 8, 2003

guacamole cannoli

a term for when a guy takes his girl/guy out for mexican food (preferably guacamole) and later during the night sticks his hard penis up their nose in hopes of covering it with boogers. he then proceeds to stick it in their mouth as they throw up upon his member.

-"Dude did you give Sarah a guacamole cannoli last night?"
-"Yeah, but I couldn't finish because her fuckin dog Tess came out and started barking."

by beepbeepbadeep April 13, 2009

Guacalollerskates

An extended version of "lol", when lol just doesnt cut it. A mixture of "rollerskates" and "Guacamole".... turned lol.

Jack: *falls off a cliff*

Bryce: GUACALOLLERSKATES!!!

by emilykj February 22, 2008