Grape soda

A person with purple hair, extended form of “grape”.

N: Guys look! I dyed my hair
M: Okay grape soda
N: What?
M: Your hair is purple

by Ace the simp October 23, 2023

clam-grappler

1. a person who performs forcible oral sodomy upon a woman; a tongue-rapist; a clit-mangler.
2. a person who performs cunnilingus really badly. a cunt-klutz.
3. a person who grabs a woman by her labia; a lip-snatcher; a snatch-masher.
4. the evil nemesis of the twatwaffle.

Stay away from Manny, he is a clam-grappler. Poor Juanita's cho-cho will never be the same!

by Florben Borgsen January 31, 2009

Stemless grapes

Post-vasectomy testes.

Baby, I don't need a rubber. I have stemless grapes here...

by Angry Bill March 28, 2010

Dirty Grape

A. Shoving your nut into an asshole

B. Someone who is being a moron.

"OMG, she was so kinky I made two dirty grapes"

"For Fuck sake, stop being such a dirty grape"

by ematz December 4, 2014

wet grape

An English teacher lowers your grade because he's too busy reading comics to actually teach you

Mr. Meacham is such a wet grape

by JasonTodd523 August 5, 2016

Do Grape

Sexual intercourse with a grape. Not to be confused with Dog rape

friend: Hey dude, I'm going to the supermarket to buy some grapes for our Do Grape tonight!
me: What? We are fucking dogs?
friend: dude, i said do GRAPE
me:ahh, alright brah! Gang gang!

by ugly gay unicorn April 26, 2017

petrified grape

A Raisin

Guy 1: Is that a petrified grape?

Guy 2: No, it's raisin.

Guy 1: Wait, isn't that the same thing. Guy 2: No.

by Dysfunctional.Asian August 15, 2017