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Goose'Fappin

1) German slang term from the Brasche origins meaning the art of self love with a live goose.

2) The act of a Goose preforming self love.

3) The act of wearing a Goose costume while performing self love. AKA Doin the Hans !
..." Oh Man... I cant wait for my new furry goose suit. Gonna get in to some serious Hans style Goose'Fappin this weekend"

... you think Mother duck over there would be into some Goose'Fappin ?

.... Hey Billy... you see the Goose in the water over there... I think he's Goose'Fappin !
by MackDaddyMackDaddy September 12, 2017
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Goosefaggot

A name for a selfish-ass YouTuber (SomeArtist with about 800 subs), who doesn't care what you say.
Goosefaggot messaged me on discord saying "I didn't do anything wrong." even though he was a dickbag.
by xXGaLaXyXx July 18, 2018
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Goose egg

When a male pulls his nut through his shorts
He showed me his goose egg in class
by TheGoatwhisperer September 18, 2018
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Goobest

Goobest is beyond what a goober is or a goob. They're more than a goober. They're the goobeiest of goobers.
Sara called me a Goober. So I called her a goobest.
by littlescotty3000 March 31, 2020
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Goose rooter

When a specimen on a Honda big red drives full tit at a goose in a large body of water while under the influence and of multiple cold Woodstock’s
Hey goose rooter how’s the big red going?
by Spleff January 30, 2022
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goose mafia

The goose mafia are the sonabitch geese that shit up your favorite park or even if your so unfortunate to live near a water that has some of these dastardly bastards and shit up your lawn!! Or in the scenario where you go to favorite park and you feel as your being stalked by the rapcallions and you can’t but go home worried and paranoid of the “Goose Mafia”.
Those geese you see over there I really nervous of the way they keep looking at me like that, I think there Goose Mafia”
by Mr.Morrill July 22, 2022
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Goose stunner

The goose stunner is the act of slapping your lazy eyed boyfriend between the eyes with an xxl condom full of frozen cum when he bothers you
Gabe performed a goose stunner on her boyfriend for cumming too fast

The chubby girl next door gave her bf a goose stunner because he bothered her while she was having sex with the neighbour
by BogusAnalus December 19, 2022
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