A website originally intended for video sharing. Although many of their videos are entertaining (even thought most are usually extremely stupid), google video is heavily spammed by marketing clips and random offshore “www dot some random scam site dot com” links. These spammers claim to have made tons of money by spamming others to join their pyramid scam.
Dude! Last night at that party, you got so drunk that you took a shit in your girlfriends fish tank. You may not remember it, but we got it on tape, and put it up on google video for the world to see.
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A form of shock induced by using the Google search engine. Google Shock occurs when one types in the first few words of an innocent sentence and Google attempts to guess what you are typing by filling it in with a shockingly inappropriate and unrelated ending.
For instance, you want to type “How do I get my car to start?” in the search prompt. By the time you have typed in “How do I get my”, Google has guessed that you are typing “How do I get my sister to sleep with me?”. Shock ensues.
For instance, you want to type “How do I get my car to start?” in the search prompt. By the time you have typed in “How do I get my”, Google has guessed that you are typing “How do I get my sister to sleep with me?”. Shock ensues.
I was feeling depressed about life so I decided to ask Google “why are we here?”. I had gotten as far as typing in “why are” and Google’s first guess was that I was asking “why are black people so loud”. The following Google Shock brought me out of my depression.
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Google Glass user: Excuse me, can you tell me what the best bookstore is?
Other Person: FUCK YOU! FUCKING NSA CREEP!
Google Glass user: Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Hot Girl: (walks away...)
Other Person: FUCK YOU! FUCKING NSA CREEP!
Google Glass user: Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Hot Girl: (walks away...)
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Ian: Fuck man, that bloke never washed his hands in the bathroom.
Barry: Be careful mate, once he's finished looking at clips of old movies, he'll google piss you from behind.
Barry: Be careful mate, once he's finished looking at clips of old movies, he'll google piss you from behind.
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That guy's googatude is off the charts!
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