The very arduous task of lubercating ones balls and slipping them into a females anus and having intercourse at the same time.
My girl friend likes it when I get freaky with her, she gets extra horney when I execute the German Lantern.
by Purple DogShit June 15, 2009
Get the German Lanternmug. A self inflicted Dutch Oven. Farting under your covers and pulling them over your own head to enjoy your gastro aroma!
by AD218 August 26, 2008
Get the German Furnacemug. When you take a shit on your partner and rub it around with a sponge during sexual activities. Usually on ones chest.
by Impalaman67 January 2, 2017
Get the German Spongebobmug. The act of masturbating to David Hasselhoff's picture while wearing lederhosen and playing german polka music.
Colton: Hey I am having a German Jerkoff party this weekend, you wanna cum. hehe
Cameron: Yes please, but can it just be a party of 2
Colton: Im so happy we are so close
Cameron: Same here my life would not be complete without you.
Cameron: Yes please, but can it just be a party of 2
Colton: Im so happy we are so close
Cameron: Same here my life would not be complete without you.
by Waskar March 14, 2011
Get the German Jerkoffmug. When a man lies on his back with a boner pointing straight up and the girl jumps and lands with her puss on his dick off a mini trampoline, then immediatley starts shitting over his balls.
-Max broke his dick off when Katie screwed up her german kangaroo.
-Although Julie thought she was a prude the mear mention of a german kangaroo was just what she needed to get her off her ass and on a cock.
-Although Julie thought she was a prude the mear mention of a german kangaroo was just what she needed to get her off her ass and on a cock.
by Muscles and Dark Chocolate January 26, 2008
Get the german kangaroomug. A firecracker that's about 3 inches long and 1 inch wide and makes an incredibly loud explosion. Usually used to blow up fruits, pumpkins on halloween, mailboxes, and other items that happen to be outside.
I lit off a stick of german dynamite earlier today. I couldn't hear out my left ear for close to a minute.
by Ah-dum September 20, 2008
Get the German Dynamitemug. (Plural: Sexy Germans)
Refers to certain "chosen" sexy people.
Do not have to be German, but must know one German word.
Examples of sexy German names: Taylor, Divya, Alissa. (Those are most common)
Sexy Germans usually live in the Burnaby area of BC, but also found in certain other places.
Mostly found in Canada.
Refers to certain "chosen" sexy people.
Do not have to be German, but must know one German word.
Examples of sexy German names: Taylor, Divya, Alissa. (Those are most common)
Sexy Germans usually live in the Burnaby area of BC, but also found in certain other places.
Mostly found in Canada.
Person 1: Wow! Have you seen Taylor, Alissa and Divya?
Person 2: Yeah! They are SO sexy!
Person 1: They must be Sexy Germans.
Person 2: Yeah! They are SO sexy!
Person 1: They must be Sexy Germans.
by Taylor Adrienne January 17, 2009
Get the Sexy Germanmug.