evil gnome

Small human capable of evil and cruelty

Jeremy, the evil gnome duct taping his brother to a tree in the orange grove and pelting him with oranges or Jeremy hiding in the orange groves and stalking and pelting his brothers from the tree tops until they run home crying.

by Prdirish April 2, 2008

Hydro-Gnome

The more elite form of Sea-Gnome.

You feel a sharp stabbing pain while in the water. You look down and exclaim "Argh, a sea gnome!" Your- in all likelihood unstabbed- friend should then procede to point out "No man, see the oxygen tank? That's a Hydro-Gnome."

by Mr "Sarcastic" March 6, 2011

bed gnome

When your significant other gives oral sex under the covers or under your bed sheets.

My girlfriend was blowing me so hard, she's the best little bed gnome

by JimboJones1 December 14, 2011

Crispy gnome

A proper noun, derived from English usually used as a nickname or insult, TRIGGER WARNING, few people survive Crispy Gnome trigger attacks.

Dammit, why'd you steal my pencil you crispy gnome, *Sudden screaming*

by Goat freedom January 17, 2017

Kinky Gnome

A gnome that wears fishnets and can give a solid BJ for a quarter.

Damn.. those kinky gnomes are at it again..

by TheFlunkMasterOG June 9, 2018

code gnome

A computer programmer who skillfully crafts code at all hours, obsessing over details, while seldom leaving his or her cave. A code gnome would rather code than sleep.

Bob (after work at the bar): Have you seen Linus here anywhere?
Sue: When I left the office he was still writing code.
Bob: Man, that guy writes great code, but he never leaves his desk. What a code gnome!

by Gnome Loomski October 31, 2018

Mrs. Bryant's Geometry Class

Code word for an orgy.

Hey are you going to Mrs. Bryant's Geometry Class later ;)

by Reborn Abortion April 4, 2017