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by Maxifire32 May 19, 2022

Eastertimes Tech X-08 LED Gaming Mouse Mice

You know how you would go play video games at your friend’s house as a kid, and he would let you be player 2 with his second crummy, off-brand, doesn’t-work-right controller? When you lost, you’d complain that it was all the controller’s fault, and half the time you’d be right. This mouse is like that. There is a place for cheap equipment intended for low-precision day-to-day work. A $15 mouse doesn't need to perform like a $150 mouse. But it still needs to get the job done. And Easterntimes Tech's offering here fails at that. I can’t fathom why this mouse is earning positive ratings on Amazon, except that it does indeed function and it’s super cheap. But what good is a cheap gaming mouse that sucks all the joy out of gaming? If you simply must have a wireless mouse and need to save money, you can buy a Logitech G602 for about $40 now, and while it doesn’t compare favorably to a $100+ gaming mouse, at least you won’t feel like throwing it across the room.

Guy 1: I have an Eastertimes Tech X-08 LED Gaming Mouse Mice.
Guy 2: Try not to accidentally kill yourself from frustration while using it.

by MasterJ5000 September 18, 2020

Gaming Goddesses

Gaming nerd ladies, having worked for Xbox tech support, who would give out free points and subscription time to nerds who called in, were nice, and stated they were taking a break from calculus.

"Yeah, I'm just trying to get some CoD in before I go back to my calculus homework. Thanks for being chill."
"No problem. It's truly my pleasure to encourage gentlemen such as yourself to continue in your most excellent efforts. Please, don't ever change. As a token of the nerd ladies' esteem, I hereby grant you 800 points and a free month of subscription time. Huzzah."
"What?! Are you serious?!"
"Yes, but you must pledge your silence to the Gaming Goddesses; I can't have all your friends calling me."
"NO PROBLEM."

Mission of encouraging nerds in their nerdiness accomplished.

by IDidItFortheLulz August 2, 2013

gassing the chamber

When a German shoves a canister of Zyklon B up his ass and farts in a small room full of jews, then proceeding to shout "Sieg heil!

Otto: "Guys, I'm about to gas the chamber!"
Adam, a Holocaust survivor: "WAIT! HOLD ON! WTF!?!?!
*Ottoo then proceeds to start gassing the chamber with an enormous cloud of Zyklon B out of his ass.
Otto: "SIEG HEIL!

by Urban-Bang December 16, 2019

Gaming Slang

words that replace other words from the English Language used by pretty much all gamers so boomers won't know what the fuck we are saying so they can mind their own business

1 Hey, wanna play some halo with me?
Sorry, I gtg.
2 Micheal, what does lol mean?
Dude, boomers like you should not be understanding gaming slang.

by ComesToVeryMind March 21, 2020

Clown Gaping

The act of rimming a girl who's having her period.

Dude, what's with the red nose? Working at a circus now?

No, I just got back from clown gaping your sister.

by Pieteman January 14, 2014

Yorgos gaming

The best YouTube channel ever he is a Greek god like hades ar Zeus

Subscribe to Yorgos gaming

by lukes nan December 16, 2016