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gårt

gårt is a person who is really disgusting and gross, mostly used as an insult by alpha males.
person 1: omg look at the gårt over there
person 2: yeah bro he's really gross
person 1: yeah ur right, stupid gårt
by goatsmasher45 September 10, 2020
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Gearth

A celestial sized cock with a circumference equaling or exceeding the circumference of earth
Oh my god Becky, he had a Gearth! He snapped me like an elastic band.
by JCSuperStud September 19, 2020
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garthecar

A Guy that simps for Bitches in Discord, Unique from other Niggeritos (im black)
GarTheCar was simping for my Ex and my recent Girlfriend and pulled both of them without trying D:.
by ImBlackGuys October 7, 2020
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garther

Garther - a very sexually attractive individual usually spotted serving at banks or other machines - from klb school
Garthhhhhaaaa garthhhhhh , ur such a garther
by March69 October 21, 2020
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Gwaiter

A waiter that is wearing a neck gator face mask term invented on November 14 2020
Hey gwaiter don't be afraid take a sad waiter and give them a gator remember to tip 20% or else you won't have a happy gwaiter
by Gwaiter lover on boboluv69 November 15, 2020
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Gart

A feminine frontward rolling fart that works its way forward and slowly eeks out of a bubble of gas trapped between the inner and outer labia.

Physically achieved by sitting with legs close together, letting out a slow fart that cannot exit the usual way, and instead goes forward towards the pubis and gets partially or fully trapped.

Commonly occurs while driving and despite unladylike wiggling and frequent readjustment she remains unable to move around to release it.

More prevalent in women who have larger vulvar volume.

Or “thicc”.
Oh my gosh! Did Becky with an I just queaf??!!?”

“No, Debra. Can’t you smell it? That was def a gart!”

“Oh emmm gee, Gurl, you are soo right! I can’t believe she Garted!! Roll down the window, Becki !!”
by Cawldtell May 18, 2021
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Garthing

I was watching chicken breast get cut into vagina shapes with aluminum inserted into the incisions and I thought to my self "I'd rather be garthing."
by Dnrg July 30, 2021
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