1 definition by Cawldtell
A feminine frontward rolling fart that works its way forward and slowly eeks out of a bubble of gas trapped between the inner and outer labia.
Physically achieved by sitting with legs close together, letting out a slow fart that cannot exit the usual way, and instead goes forward towards the pubis and gets partially or fully trapped.
Commonly occurs while driving and despite unladylike wiggling and frequent readjustment she remains unable to move around to release it.
More prevalent in women who have larger vulvar volume.
Or “thicc”.
Physically achieved by sitting with legs close together, letting out a slow fart that cannot exit the usual way, and instead goes forward towards the pubis and gets partially or fully trapped.
Commonly occurs while driving and despite unladylike wiggling and frequent readjustment she remains unable to move around to release it.
More prevalent in women who have larger vulvar volume.
Or “thicc”.
“Oh my gosh! Did Becky with an I just queaf??!!?”
“No, Debra. Can’t you smell it? That was def a gart!”
“Oh emmm gee, Gurl, you are soo right! I can’t believe she Garted!! Roll down the window, Becki !!”
“No, Debra. Can’t you smell it? That was def a gart!”
“Oh emmm gee, Gurl, you are soo right! I can’t believe she Garted!! Roll down the window, Becki !!”
by Cawldtell May 18, 2021