if there is grass on the field play ball

if a girl is old enough to have pubic hair (shaved or unshaved) they are old enough to have sex.

Bob: Do you think Mary is old enough to shag?
John: If there's grass on the field play ball

by Grass May 12, 2004

The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence

Refers to the way we tend to look at other people’s lives and other things that we don't have in general through rose colored glasses.

Comes from the idea of looking at a neighbours lawn and seeing it as better looking, healthier and overall greener then your own when in reality you’re just ignoring anything negative about it and downplaying everything positive about your own.

Friend#1: You’re so lucky, you went to a great college, have money and you’re so smart and will probably accomplish more by the time you’re 30 then I will in my entire life.

Friend#2: Are you serious? I’ve always envied you. People expect so much out of me. I’ve never been able to have a life because of studying and other schoolwork. If I get less then an A, people freak out like I got an F. I may accomplish that much, but with all the pressure on me I’ll probably be insane by the time I’m 35. In so many ways, I wish I could just be a regular guy with normal expectations and a normal life.

Friend#1: Wow, I honestly never looked at it that way. I guess it's true that the grass is always greener on the other side of the fence.

by Guest September 6, 2005

Gossip sneezing

It's a word that was originated in the Love Island game and it is used to refer to someone that sniffs out gossip from one or more people and then spreads it to alot of people, just like how someone might sneeze improperly and the snot would touch alot of people

E.g Chelsea is such a gossip sneezer

Dont tell Vidal your secrets he's a pro at gossip sneezing

by Princessjr August 24, 2019

grosstalgia

Memories so gross you'd rather just forget they ever happened

Adjective form : grosstalgic

Nancy : Happy 30th birthday Jim!! Do you remember your birthday 9 years ago when you had 16 shots and threw up all over the club and the bouncers threw us all out?

Jim: That's some heavy grosstalgia

by urbanfervour62 May 20, 2020

grass taco

a hairy vagina more commonly referred to as a unmowed lawn

jess reardon has a grass taco !!

by macavoldo March 5, 2009

Glossed Up

She's got them DSLs prepped to suck the D.

Did you see them lips? She's all glossed up and ready to go.

by HillsMountains May 4, 2018

Glossip

The act of wiping ones bare genetalia on someone else's property.

Most effective on a humid day when the crotch groove is at its sweatiest.

I found out my brother used my new towel as a jizz rag, so next time i'm at his house, i'm going to glossip his toothbrush.

by dangermark January 3, 2010