Dirty Graeme

That moment after you're girlfriend lays a steaming turd on your chest while you stroke your cock and you hear her husband coming, so you stand up quickly while continuing to masturbate as the turd slides down your belly on to your cock making a huge mess.

I pulled this bird last night, after taking her home and getting her to squat over me, I heard her husband coming up the stairs so I had to Dirty Graeme myself and get out of there.

by Batesy23 December 16, 2018

Graeme

Afraid of anything that moves. Wears only tropical button ups and most defintely is shorter than you. he slays tho.

Graeme is crying in the corner again.

by Hay_lint32 July 24, 2022

gramma

–noun
1. the study of the way the sentences of a language are constructed; morphology and syntax.

2. knowledge or usage of the preferred or prescribed forms in speaking or writing.

She said his gramma was sumpin turrible.

by t0ner December 3, 2006

gramma

An Anishinaabemowin term for a person to whom one is very grateful.

For providing great charity to a tribe member he/she may say "thank you gramma".

by Brandon Levi July 27, 2008

Gram

Usually guys that like intercourse with barnyard animals. Sometimes grams are jocks but most are big losers who think they are cool. Usually found dissing there friends

dude they just scored a touch down and gram just got an std

by fergster April 18, 2008

gramma

she's the biggest bitch in the world. She just won't die!!!

My friend loves her gramma...to death!

by mark April 28, 2003

Gramatification

Often seen on the comments on Facebook posts throughout the internet; it is to find joy and self worth whilst explicitly pointing out the error in grammar/spelling/punctuation in an online post or article (other than one's own). It heightens the view you have of your intellect and wit; while at the same time destroying others credibility. Often it can be accompanied by a witty remark, sarcasm, an asterisk (*) or even a meme, either way ensuring the mistake is highlighted. Sometimes it requires purposeful misinterpretation, whereas other times it is plain obvious.

Post: "Your never going to believe it"
Comment: "You're*"

Post: "I aint rollin like dat, I free bruv"
Comment: "Just to say, ain't* rolling* that* I'm* Brother*"
or
Comment: "I believe you mean; "I ain't rolling like that, I'm free brother", no need thank to me"

(Comments are examples of Gramatification)

by rackers7690 October 1, 2013