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granny square

A grandmother's private square.
'dude, I can totally see MeeMaw's granny square!'
by Babs x2 October 26, 2013
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Granny BigNipple

An old lady who has big pepperoni sized nipples
Man 1 - "Damn its a good Granny BigNipple"
Man 2 - "Sick dude, go to therapy"
by maxnellson March 12, 2023
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Grannying out

Grannying out, means having a nervous or paranoid psychedelic experience.
- this man is really grannying out on this acid.

- I just took these shrooms and I’m really grannying out.
by JvE2803 February 3, 2021
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squritin' granny

A woman of 65+ that has so much cum in her is squirts out. Often looks like a whitewater fountain.
Yo dog, I just had sex with this old chick and I cummed so much, she became a squritin' granny.
by Chilledcupcake August 27, 2016
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granny spraklin

When one is shopping for clothes, one tends to pick out a granny spraklin meaning when one picks out floral related clothing involving a taste in grandma style
That outfit is granny spraklin.
by Jmunguia29 September 21, 2015
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granny hanny

omg where is granny hanny
by not katelynn May 19, 2017
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Granny Rocket

A incredibly attractive GILF with the personality of Meryl Streep and the sex appeal of Michelle Pfeiffer.
Oh Samuel - she’s a right Granny Rocket.
by blondelover69 July 5, 2022
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