Glort

To shit on someone and call them fecal matter.

I played fifa with someone and they got glorted on.

by Bobsugsnrnchabdbtb January 20, 2024

glootsandwhich

A glootsandwhich is when two people sandwhich someone on a bed.

Me and my friend are gonna give you a glootsandwhich tonight.

by Glootsandwhich November 13, 2023

Glontch

The sound you make when you drink something that’s not milk

Noise: Italian man! I have a good ol’ bottle of milk for you!

Peppino: Nice-a! “GLONTCH”

THIS ISN’T MILK!

by Ms. Funny-ha-ha February 15, 2024

Gloakum

When one shoves a turned on lightbulb in their asshole, then proceeds to masturbate, creating glowing white cum.

I found this old lightbulb, I think I might use it to Gloakum

by BJ221 March 6, 2024

Gleath

A person who is unkind and always insulting others

"Man I cant believe John would bully you. John is such a gleath"

by John_34639 March 18, 2024

Gleath

To be unkind or bully others

Man that guy was such a gleath to you I can't believe he said that

by CeSarahTout March 22, 2024

Glott

When you put nail polish on your dick and then stick your dick in your own ass so you can shit out paintings.

I'm two days into college and I love to go glotting.

by goatedsean March 31, 2024