The act of shitting yourself in a fit of extreme excitement or shock. Popularized by infamous cryptocurrency scammer Malone Lam, a 20 year old Miami resident who stole over $230M in Bitcoin on August 18, 2024.
Guy 1: *looking at Lam's crypto wallet* "That's probably 10 pretty pennies-"
Lam: "I'M GONNA LOSE A SHIT!"
Lam: "I'M GONNA LOSE A SHIT!"
by Degoa the Ham September 24, 2024
Get the Lose a shitmug. by foodboy96 March 30, 2024
Get the win the losing lotterymug. Losing in life as a result of Booze intake. Covers literal loss as well as more figurative varieties.
I got really drunk last night, and lost my wallet, the respect of several peers and now have hideous regret and life-debilitating hangover. What a textbook case of Booze Lose.
by ajsmith December 13, 2012
Get the Booze Losemug. by twookie September 16, 2022
Get the Losing my monkeysmug. A retard "Why did democrats lose so bad?"
Hym "I told you that was going to happen."
A retard "Yeah but why though?"
Hym "I mean, I told you what to do to win and you did not-that."
A retard "Nah, it's not that."
Hym "YOU wouldn't know! You thought you'd win! You didn't know you would lose but somehow you magically know why you lost? I mean, I can tell you why you lost. Dumb. Bad. Delusional. Retarded. It's a combination of all of those."
Hym "I told you that was going to happen."
A retard "Yeah but why though?"
Hym "I mean, I told you what to do to win and you did not-that."
A retard "Nah, it's not that."
Hym "YOU wouldn't know! You thought you'd win! You didn't know you would lose but somehow you magically know why you lost? I mean, I can tell you why you lost. Dumb. Bad. Delusional. Retarded. It's a combination of all of those."
by Hym Iam December 11, 2024
Get the Why did democrats lose so bad?mug. 
by Sex Demon aka The Porn God September 2, 2020
Get the Losing Steakmug.