floppy boy

A clumsy person who breaks things

That floppy boy broke the all the crystal glasses

by floppy boy January 26, 2017

floppy dick unicorn

When you rip off someone's dick and attach it in some form to someone's forehead.

I will cut off your dick and attach it to your head so that way you'd become a floppy dick unicorn you cunt.

by Not Ronnie March 28, 2017

floppy talk

Conversation about computer stuff which has reached the level of detail that average person don't understand.

John: ''Usually that CPU would be enough, but i require at least 8 TFlops and that's without streaming.''
Peter: ''I heard that 7th gen will fall on knees before AMD's Ryzen. I might even switch. Benchmarks seems promising.''
Mary: ''There goes the FLOPPY TALK again. Wanna get some drinks, Jane?''

by floppy man April 15, 2017

floppy dragon dick

When your dick is hard after finishing you're hard but not all the way

My floppy dragon dick was going everywhere when I pissed

by Ayyy foo August 6, 2017

Floppy Fish

To slap someone's face with your hand with a fast side to side motion using the palm then back of hand.

"Matthew is an idiot so Mikey hit him with the floppy fish."

"Man, Im bout to floppy fish yo dumb ass"

by Ms.koolakins August 20, 2017

Floppy Adolf

A floppy Adolf is a semi erect penis because it wants to appear all big and strong, but in reality it will give up when something gets too close and simply go back to being flacid.

GF: C'mon lets fuck
BF: My cocks on a floppy adolf right now it's gonna be a while

by cutmybumcheeks December 7, 2017

Floppy Chopstick

When a man of Asian decent attempts to have sex but cant get it up. "floppy Asian dick"

Stacy tried to have sex with Chang but he gave her the old "Floppy Chopstick", he was straight pushing rope.

by Capt.LongDong January 11, 2018