Floobyier

To be relieved and worried at the same time.

His mother was floobyiered that he was home after so many years, but not 100% there.

by floopyiering man March 19, 2014

floobengloben

The planet we live on

Dude, that's out of this Floobengloben!

by Floobengloben October 7, 2016

Floober

A flat, floating rock that is very mushy

Oooh, look it's a floober!

by WassabiChild November 19, 2016

Flood Pirate

During floods its the animal that boats up to your house acting like thaey are going to rescue you but instead they end up robbing you.

The victims of Hurricane Harvey were constantly being robbed and looted by flood pirates.

by Snakepliskken August 30, 2017

flooding smile

to give a very warm, positive, and responsive smile

If you want to make a good impression, don't grin at them. Try to give them a flooding smile instead.

by Lasveta September 8, 2017

flood geology

pseudoscience taken from the Genesis Flood Narrative aka the Deluge Allegory from Genesis 6-8 as the young earth creationist Henry M. Morris and John C. Whitcomb chronicled in the pseudohistory publication titled "The Genesis Flood: The Biblical Record and its Scientific Implications " which equally influenced the Piss Drinking Bastard and Fucking Cartoon. Science shows us that the earth is 4.5 billion years old, as this is something one sees within theistic evolutionists and old earth creation as Old Earth Ministries was founded by a geologist as a one man show that brings a meaning to academia from a faith perspective.

Both the Moron Magnet and Creation Science Evangelism both subscribe to what's known as a pseudoscience known as Flood Geology, it's trying to apply scientific method to the Great Flood narrative from Genesis as those who are theistic evolutionists will see this as allegory as they're looking up real science websites and applying the research into the Old Testament timeline -- the blog entry on A Publisher's Confessional via Tumblr.com that is noted for refuting Institute for Creation Research is called "The Science Gospel" as it bleeps K** H** as he calls Ken Ham's name vulgar language.

by illinoishorrorman February 13, 2018

Floobins

A floobins is a bloodhound or a dog/animal with floppy skin and slobbery kisses.

Look at that floobins run with his loose fur and slobbery jowls! Floobin doobins! bloodhound slobbery jowls

by Floobindoobin March 13, 2018