floppy vagina

a vagina that has been so overused that the outer labia actually sag down and are floppy

i was about to eat that chick out but i realized she had a really floppy vagina

by Anonymous April 3, 2003

Floppy Omelette

A large, sloppy vagina with baggy labia, usually due to extreme amounts of sexual activity.

I swear when I went down on her it was like putting my face in a floppy omelette!

by HellsBells85 August 19, 2011

Fanny Floop

This is the ejaculant from the female genitalia.

It can also be defined as the residue of both male and female ejaculant built up to make a batter like substance in the ladies vagina (if she is un- clean the substance will be cloudier as it will be laden with fanny batter).

That bitch is dripping with the fanny floop, she better sort that out or I'll bring some cod down and set up shop

by mada sterpes September 28, 2011

Floppy Goose

When you dip your penis in raw egg and apply gold glitter then, angrily attack a passer-by with your gold eggy cock. (this resembles both the golden egg of a goose and the angry nature of the goose itself)

Shall we floppy goose Jon while he sleeps?

by Portsmouth Thought Pad January 25, 2009

tera-giga-floppy-thingy

1. When something is so technologically advanced that there is yet to be a name, description, and/or total understanding of the working of said technology.

2. Technology so far advanced it boggles the mind to the point of causing the subject to be unable to express themselves eloquently.

I read the white paper on the new Holographic Data Storage, the process is very... tera-giga-floppy-thingy.

It's a tera-giga-floppy-thingy straight out of science fiction or cyberpunk.

by Reverand Daemon Mosely November 6, 2006

Briza Coothbeartsun's Big Floppy Mammoth Vag

The vaginal region of Briza Coothbeartsun, it is a penis hungry sausage wallet and is so stretched out that when she has children, they will be able to just meander on out.

Paul: Hey Mo!!

Mo: Yeah?

Paul: Last night I got my head stuck in Briza Coothbeartsun's Big Floppy Mammoth Vag!!

Jordan: HOLY TITS!!!

by Paublo Unicornez >:D March 27, 2010

Floppy Drive

When you have a limp dick, but still trying to fuck. So you shove it in anyway while driving down the highway.

This chick was so ready to go but I was going 60 down the highway, so I had to floppy drive that bish!

by deakonlogic May 17, 2018