fisttonuts

When your getting a blow job and right as your coming the blower punches you in the balls repeatedly, speedbag style, while sucking you off to completion.

Bro #1 - I was at Gina's and she went fisttonuts on my balls right as I was coming.

Bro #2 - Damn. How was it?
Bro #1 - Great at first and then not.

by The Dirty Tres December 21, 2023

Fistory

A term used to describe future history whether fictional or determined to potentially be realistic.

Thinking about the fistory of our country is disturbing

by Finley Timelord January 23, 2024

fistory

A documented timeline of punches 'n' pummels.

Da Three Stooges had quite a fistory of copiously clobbering and liberally lambasting each other.

by QuacksO November 21, 2023

Fistina

A name given to a guys hand that he uses to masterbate with. Conjunction of "fist" and "Tina".

I can hardly wait to get home and say hi to "fistina", she always makes me feel great.

by Kirkster365 December 9, 2023

fistingfartbox

Basically shoving your fat hand up your bum crack until you shit all over your hand and sniff it. I wouldn’t know wink wink nudge nudge.

Kind Regards sienna Osman.

Dad: stop fisting your fart box

Son: i can’t help it, any holes a goal SCORE I yelled as I shoot diarrhoea across my sheets.

Dad: smirked with a smile.

Dad : “fistingfartbox”
Son: not today

by S!enna o@man June 1, 2024

Fistortion

When the kick drum distortion sounds like the action of being fisted with more baby oil than a diddy party.

Person 1 : Paf Le Chein just dropped a new Fistortion!

Person 2 : What's Fistortion mean?

Person 1 : This spiral goes to 24.

Person 2 : Nice fisting!

by FISTORTION November 27, 2024

filton

my handsome husband filton. filton’s unaware of his handsomeness. he doesn’t see everything i see. when he is happy it means the world to me. never will filton understand what he means to me. what i see in him is what nobody else sees.

“your husband is filton right?”
“always and forever

by ilovehusbandF December 18, 2024