Those Epstein Files must be crazy

The perfect retort to any criticism of leftists or liberals online. It is an absolute guarantee you will win any argument no matter what.

Person: What do you mean, "capitalism is doomed and society is going to collapse?" I don't see you cultivating any practical skills, and you're currently 6 years out of high school and still living at home. You're probably just using that as an excuse for being directionless and having no ambition.

Sock: Wow, you dare to criticize me? Those Epstein Files must be crazy.

by flz_5848 March 7, 2026