Change Fiddler

Any person who annoys you while shaking change in his or her pockets, beyond reason, as though said person is playing a song in his or her head while shaking the pocket coins.

Typically a teacher, or any person in a cush job with a pear-shaped body.

Jason: What did Mr. Carr say the answer to 31 is?
Kyle: I don't know! He's a change fiddler, and it distracted me from hearing the answer.

by Shareeb4Prez March 4, 2010

Monkey fiddler

Person who fiddles with monkeys, and quite possible drives a Volkswagon.

That Chris sure is a Monkey fiddler, and I even think he's a Volksy poof to boot!

by Don't swear at me! March 30, 2010

German Fiddler

- When 2 or more people engage in sexual intercourse.

- Person 1 sticks his/her finger in either their bum hole or vagina.

- The partner grabs the arm of Person 1 and moves it in and out in a uniform motion.

- Causing Person 1 to slowly climax.

dude, i just gave that chick a german fiddler

by InfamousBrownie October 17, 2011

Kiddy Fiddler

Someone who touches underage kids and entices them into there van

Kane is a kiddy fiddler he messages 13 year old girls and invites them into his VW Caddy and attempts to touch them

by BossMan72 June 1, 2018

scrodom fiddler

- when some one fondles with a dudes ballsack...

- the tickling of a males genitles...

- you are such a scrodom fiddler
- try the famous scrodom fiddler on me.. i heard it's great..

by sk8aholic July 24, 2004

kiddy fiddler

someone who fiddles with children

Kieran McLennan is a kiddy fiddler

by keiran mclennan June 12, 2015

Squirrel Fiddler

Often displayed in the woodland areas, this Unnatural act, is where a human being manipulates the squirrel creature for their pleasures. Similar to Chimp Lover.

Mum:"Close your eyes hunny. Darling get the kids in the car quick, theres a squirrel fiddler over there."

by Jacksc2 July 3, 2006