masturbation

the best trick you can do with your hand ever!

sorry i couldn't go to the movies.i was performing masturbation.

by rallllllllio May 6, 2009

Fasterbating

The art of masterbating in a short amount of time do to time restraints.

Man, the other day, I had like five minutes from the time my mom went down the street to get the mail til she came back up to help me get my stuff! I was fasterbating like a mother fucker!!

by Comanche Jackson September 30, 2011

Social Masturbation

when two or more people are masturbating. this can be back- to-back, in the same room, same car, etc.

Cassidy and Mac participated in social masturbation last night

by Jejejejeja September 4, 2009

Constipation Masturbation

To masturbate wile constipated, or to masturbate on the toilet wile taking a great big ass poop :-)!

The guy was performing Constipation Masturbation to himself wile he was pooping :-P

by Andrew...aka...[CnW]Kill$hot September 30, 2007

masturbation

One of the most popular ways of entertaintme today, among internet, videogames and television.

I stay home today, but I had fun anyway... masturbation? nah I dont that...

by Toronto Raptors January 26, 2008

masturbation

If you don't know what is it, then you should try it!

Guy 1: Masturbation is the best thing!
Guy 2: Nope! Sex is better. Maybe you should try it!

by belgyilkos January 11, 2008

Masturbation

The act of one touching their body.
To do with pumping your weiner, or
using to fingers to circulate the
clitoritis.

I'm so stressed out I've been working all day, my boyfriend/girlfriend doesn't want sex. He told me I should try doing some
masturbation. It was enough pleasure to pass as sex.

by JelloBello March 30, 2009