Money Distortion Field

The effects of an amount of money so large that it warps and distorts legal, political, and social systems that get near it. This is analogous to a black hole's gravity well that can force light which normally travels in straight lines to travel in a path that looks curved.

"That Madoff guy generated such a large money distortion field with his Ponzi scheme that he'll never go to jail!"

by Dr. Dave da Brewmeister February 2, 2009

Track and Field

A sport in which both mental and physical health. It drains you. Events consisting of short distance - long distance. And long jump, high jump, javelin, shotput, and discus. Javelin is basically asking for death because you are throwing a long sharp stick into the ground possibly causing impaltion. You can break your legs running because they will become so jiggle they will fall off.

I have to go to track and field now.

by Skittles194 April 16, 2019

Back to the rice fields

Back to the rice fields: it means to tell the Asian person that you are arguing to go back to the rice Fields

Ching chong guy: *speaks*
Jimmy: BACK TO THE RICE FIELDS. CHING CHONG YOU DID IT WRONG!
Ching chong: BING BONG! *orders dog soup*

by Affordable_genius October 17, 2019

field trip

noun
When an officer on the battlefield gets wounded, and they give him so much drugs, that hes trippin balls.

Sgt. Johnson went on a field trip after he got shot in Vietnam.

by Halo 2 Killa April 9, 2006

field visit

Leaving work in the middle of the day to partake of carnal pleasures ... and getting paid to do it.

We have't heard from Larry in a while, I wonder if he is out on a field visits again?

by C-A$$ November 1, 2006

Fieldsy

to get highly intoxicated; slight alcohol poisoning

Yo lets go get fieldsy tonight.

by mracakes1213 June 5, 2011

Fields/Campbell

A Fields/Campbell is an absolute Bad Ass with capital B and A. Typically you'll find them doing super bad ass shit like, out drinking everyone at a party, clapping asses in beer pong and corn hole, driving Corvettes and nasty lifted diesels. A Fields/Campbell will steal your girl and leave her stranded in the gutter before the night is over. They are true Girbronis, and if you ever come across one, don't be surprised if they wax your ass at whatever it is you're challenging them to. They aren't much for shit talk, and will knock your front teeth out before you finish your punk ass sentence.

"Bro, those 2 guys just showed up, drank all our boose, clapped everyone's ass at beer pong, and left with our girls, wtf."

"Damn, must've been a couple of real Fields/Campbells"

by Fields Campbell May 16, 2018