facelunch

Similar to facepalm, or headdesk, facelunch is when someone puts their head into their food in frustration or disappointment.

Alice: "I wanna marry Edward Cullen and have his babies!"
Bob: *facelunch*

by Strewth January 25, 2010

Fagalamothas

(Pronounced: FAG-AH-LA-MOTH-AHS)
Life choice created when a male child is raised by 2 father figures and assumes 2 men touching sticks is natural. AKA Adam and Steve disorder.

Look Jill, Billy and his Fagalamothas are at the park again.

by dnycat February 27, 2010

fageak

A fageak is a person who is also a fag and a geek, and the prefix "eak" preferred to the fact that they are gross.

"Jane is such a fageak, she goes to star trek conventions and eats pussy as hobbies."

by delia anne scott April 2, 2010

fagaloget

Samuel Luke Payne

Guy1: Dude, are those guys having sex??
Guy2: Nah man they're having fagaloget
Guy1: How'd you know??
Guy2: Because the guy on the bottom can't hold a race riding license for longer than 2 race rides
Guy1: Ohhhh fagaloget!

by JeffisGeff! June 22, 2010

fagalong

a homosexual that will not leave one alone; fag tagalong

I hate david hes such a fagalong

by pokemon master88 August 27, 2010

Facelife

A person's activeness within the social network Facebook.com Games, Friends, Posts ect..

"How's your facelife?" "Kelly has a very active facelife" "Tim has no Facelife" as in doesn't have a profile yet

by TheDadFather November 19, 2010

faceloling

The combination of both facepalming, and loling.

I was faceloling so hard at that noob the other day. He tried to troll me and ended up being trolled... fail.

by Drunken.Canadian & [Shell.dll] December 2, 2010