Jonah Falcon

The dark lord, it explains it's self

The dark lord has come aka Jonah Falcon

by BrickyBrig June 5, 2018

Saltrese Falcon

A Himalayan take on the classic pink sock. Must be performed at high altitudes for obvious safety reasons. Once pink sock is achieved, immediately throw your partner into the frozen snow, producing a pink popsicle that is most enjoyable fireside, preferrebly on a falcon feather down blanket.

Dude! Last night, after we hiked all the way up to our mountain chalet, that crazy bitch, Linda, let me go straight popsicle on her asshole. It was my first ever Saltrese Falcon! I was flying so high!

by Trainius M November 23, 2018

Basic Faceness

Having features that are sufficient to form a face, but nothing spectacular.

He's not ugly, but his face is just so basic...he's got basic faceness.

by ElHambo November 7, 2019

Ebony Falcon

This is typically a black teenage male with multiple women and specializes in putting bad girls to bed

i heard that Remi is a real Ebony Falcon

by SeniorDeleter March 26, 2020

Free-facing

This word became a thing in 2021. It was first coined as a spin off from free-balling and it means to walk into a business mask-free.

Sure sex is great but have you ever been in a coffee shop when you were free-facing? That’s some liberating shit.

by $.02 May 19, 2021

Downward facing sprinkler

After 10 minutes of raw doggy style anal the male turns around inserts the penis into the females mouth and as he cums into her mouth she must simultaneously squirt so that a connection is formed with the male acting as a hose and the females vagina is the sprinkler providing cool refreshment onto the males sweaty forehead. This is an additionally powerful position for orgy's as it cools off the entire party.

Bro your mom and I just hit the snarliest downward facing sprinkler. Total refreshment.

by Loveyoumom17 August 29, 2021

Mr. Falcon

A benign proxy for the expletive "motherfucker". Employed by American television censors in the 1990s when broadcasting the film Die Hard 2 (1990). The phrase was inserted into Bruce Willis's dialogue when he declared, "Yippy-kai-yay, motherfucker" while lying on a snowy tarmac just before he ignited a trail of jet fuel that destroyed an airliner in mid-takeoff. Compare to fighting in the alps.

"You know, Jared, after seven drinks you act like a real Mr. Falcon."

by Wolfram T. Swordfish May 19, 2017