by Lil' Jon K May 14, 2004
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Get the faceass mug.This word means no good,it suxs,it blows, and all other meaning of no good...im sure u get my point by now
That icecream is facat
by Thats 4 me to no and u to find out April 9, 2005
Get the Facat mug.A goatee. One lacks the ability to choose to be either clean-shaven, bearded, or mustachioed. Analogous to the mullet, a hair cut chosen when one cannot commit to either long or short hair.
Bob could not choose between a mustache and a beard when he decided to grow facial hair. Therefore, he chose to grow a facial mullet.
by Bo Slone February 2, 2009
Get the facial mullet mug.An Online Facial is a virtual cumshot. A guy cums on a girl's printout. Process: A guy must, with permission, select a beautiful or sexy photo and print it out and masturbate and cum on the printed pic. Then he must take a digital picture of the result or even take a video of the event and email or somehow message the girl with this record so that she can also masturbate to it.
my girlfriend is going to be in another state for a while, so i will cyber with her and give her online facials because we are unable to have oral sex and a real cumshot.
by Jake S October 15, 2007
Get the online facial mug.A person sits on their shoulders, ass up in the air, then place the said hostess cupcake (creme filled preferrably) onto their anus, and at this point you have 3 options. Affluent persons that can afford a fly swatter are to smite it upon the cupcake until its contents are inside of the anus, or, they can smack it with their hand if no such flyswatter is to be had. If you're good at this technique, you can achieve maximum skill if when you strike the cupcake, only its creme filled contents enter the rectum but not the bread and you hear a "pop" sound. Next, apply a dildo/vibrator/penis, spear it through, f to taste, then deep throat it until the cake remnants at the base reach their face. Conclude with a facial blast followed with a violent face rubbing for maximal pleasure. Stacking of cupcakes, sombrero, pancho, Yarmulke are optional.
"When he fell face first on the sidewalk, his friend screamed "Your face looks like a Jexican Cupcake Facial!"
by lidmaster27 July 23, 2007
Get the jexican cupcake facial mug.A mouth of teeth completely messed up to the point of utter repulsiveness. Commonly includes more than one snaggle tooth and/or multiple fangs at various points of the mouth.
Bob: Dude you should go out with her.
Bill: I would, except that she has fachang.
Sue: Oh, hes cute.
Jill: Sue, no, did you see his fachang?
Bill: I would, except that she has fachang.
Sue: Oh, hes cute.
Jill: Sue, no, did you see his fachang?
by maineman04008 April 23, 2009
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