flidophile

A person suffering from flidophilia who prefers sexual partners with missing limbs or small dolphin nose like limbs (a flid)

Hello Heather Mills, i have set you up on a blind date with my mate pervy Simon and there is no need to worry he is a raging flidophile so you should get along swimmingly

by Kingguff January 14, 2015

FLIDIS

To live a life that is full of shit and suported by lies, smoke and mirrors.

I thought that guy was legit but it turns out he's just a "flidis"

by O OUTIS O KANIS January 20, 2008

Sketty Bint Flid

A fat sweaty discusting ditzie air head person that nobody wants to be with and is usually thick, incapable and physically challenged....and dribbles

WOW! Look at John? He's a proper Sketty Bint Flid

by BooYar85 January 16, 2010

Fluidium

A compound used to move solid objects

Using more fluidium will cause the object to move with less or no friction

by Big Gig May 23, 2019

Flidophilia

A psychiatric disorder in which a Flidophile or sexual deviant experiences a primary or exclusive sexual attraction to people with either missing limbs or the small flappy chicken wing like limbs (a flid).

"that poor thing Heather Mills is fucked now that Paul Mccartney has been cured of his Flidophilia"

by Kingguff January 14, 2015

Flüdinous

A quality of both fruitiness and fluidity. Derived from the German words fruchtig and flüssigkeit

That punch was quite flüdinous.

by JJizzzle December 13, 2017

flunderbusted

Like flabbergasted. Just much worse.

*Billy flies off a cliff*
Jimmy: *jaw drops and eyes widen*
Me: bro just got fucking flunderbusted

by ncitydeeznuts on tiktok February 4, 2022