jaffa flaps

a females flappage situated at the rear of the vagina.
Because they resemble the half eaten orange center of a jaffa cake.

darling would you please get your jaffa flaps out of my face!!

jaffa flaps by Simon Worlock August 29, 2006

Potty Flop 

The action of incomplete sitting upon a toilet in the aftermath of a leg workout. Often painful, this effect can last for 1-3 days. Depending on the severity of the potty flop, the afflicted trainee may get as little as 20 degrees into a knee bend before giving up and bruising their buttocks on the toilet seat.

"Those ass-to-grass squats gave me such bad potty flop! I didn't get halfway down before falling!"

Potty Flop by HorFinatOr February 19, 2010

floosy 

a loose woman; often used as the first in a progression of gradually worsening insults, including crackhead, slut, biatch, whore, cunt, and others.

"Floosy!"
"Crackhead!"
"Slut!"
"Biatch!"
"Whore!"
"Uhh... cunt!"
"Oo, er, you win."

floosy by noname December 1, 2004

Flop johnson 

To pull your penis out of your jeans, letting it hang

Lou: "I was at this girls house and she said I had a little dick, so I pulled my dick out in her living room: flop johnson."

Flop johnson by TheyCallMeTheChamp January 27, 2013

Floast 

Flat Toast = Floast. Instead of toasting your bread in a toaster, you butter the bread first and use a floaster (also known as a sandwich press) to toast the bread. The end result is a flat, golden, crispy delicious piece of floast.

I'm feeling a little hungry, I'm going to make some floast.

Floast by Macca81 August 26, 2014

Swedish Flop 

A word describing the ins and outs of the female sexy parts. "Swedish" referring to its exotic mystery, and "Flop" referring to its shape and consistency.

Dude, I totally got to see that Swedish Flop of hers last night.

Swedish Flop by Zarika February 27, 2011

Flip flop bitch 

A flip flop bitch is a girl who is usually desperate as hell, and flip flops to dude after dude. Usually has a new nigga every other day of the week!

Friend #1: That girl has a different boyfriend every other day.
Friend #2: Yeah, she a flip flop bitch
Friend #1: Rightttt, cuz she flip floppin nigga's left and right!!
Friend #2: Girl, byeee

Flip flop bitch by Main Chick September 22, 2014